Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer] But then I'll be all alone.

Share this quote on facebook Woohoo! I'm gonna be a grandpa!

Share this quote on facebook I don't say "bleh bleh bleh"!

Share this quote on facebook Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man!

Share this quote on facebook [to Drac about Blobby] I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.

Share this quote on facebook Sandstorm? It's been awhile!

Share this quote on facebook We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts.

Share this quote on facebook [fighting with Drac, who is trying to pull a Frisbee out of his mouth] No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!

Share this quote on facebook How cute.

Share this quote on facebook [to Drac about Vlad] You have a dad? That's funny.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mavis] Alright, I'll go wake my backpack.

Share this quote on facebook [shouting out the hotel to Drac] And I'm going to be a dad!

Share this quote on facebook Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!

Share this quote on facebook [to Vlad] You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997.

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer] Dad, don't give me the pouty bat face.

Share this quote on facebook [his first words] Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Share this quote on facebook Happy birthday, Dennis! I made you a treat. [Dennis: Dead pigeon?] Enjoy it. 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore.

Share this quote on facebook You are perfect! You're the nicest boy I know, and I have 300 brothers!

Share this quote on facebook A monster always shares.

Share this quote on facebook The scariest monster of all is diabetes!

Share this quote on facebook Cebause you're just a weak little boy.

Share this quote on facebook [at Mavis and Johnny's wedding]
Murray: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [to Griffin] Yo, how hot is my date?
Griffin: So hot. How about how hot mine is?
Murray: You've... got a date?
Griffin: Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.
Frankenstein's Monster: Oh, yeah. Is this the one from "Canada"?
Griffin: Shh… Wedding's starting.

Share this quote on facebook Mavis: Johnny, come quick!
[Dracula and Johnny have just burst through the door after hearing Mavis calling them.]
Count Dracula: What's up, he's okay?
Mavis: Dennis said his first word!
Dracula: He did?
Mavis: [to Dennis] Come on, honey. Say it again!
Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac: [frowns in annoyance] I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh".
Mavis: We didn't say you did.
Drac: Then where did he get that?
Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Mavis: Well, maybe sometimes you say it.
Drac: I only say it when I say I don't say it!
Dennis: Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac: Okay, kid, we get it. You can talk. [softening] Denisovich... [checks Dennis' mouth for fangs]
Mavis: Dad...
Drac: Just checking for cavities. [hastily leaves the room]
Mavis: [imitating her father] Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Dennis/Denisovich: Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Drac: [pops back down from the ceiling] It was you!

Share this quote on facebook [Mavis is singing a lullaby to help Dennis go to sleep.]
Mavis: [to Dennis; singing] Twinkle twinkle, little star.
How I wonder who you are.
Dennis: Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.
Drac: [interrupts Mavis] What? That's not how that one goes.
Mavis: This is the way most people sing it.
Drac: Most people? What's wrong with "Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain"?
Mavis: Daddy...
Drac: Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
Mavis and Drac: [singing] Zombies gnaw you like a plum.
Piercing cries and you succumb.
Drac: [singing softly] Suffer, suffer, scream in pain.
You will never breathe again.
[sees that his lullaby caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep] Still works.

Share this quote on facebook [Winnie has spotted Dennis and tackled him out of Drac's hands.]
Winnie: [knocks him to the ground] Dennis, I love you! Zing!
Dennis: [gets to his feet] Hi, Winnie.
Winnie: [climbs onto his head] I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
Wanda: Winnie, give him his space! [to Mavis] I'm so sorry.

Share this quote on facebook Drac: What's wrong with the classes here, like the kids' yoga?
Green Gill Fish: YOOOGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!!
Drac: This is Denisovich's home.
Mavis: I don't know, Dad.
Drac: What don't you know?
Mavis: Well, we've been talking about moving. Somewhere safer for Dennis. Maybe where Jonathan grew up in California. I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not.

Share this quote on facebook [Drac is in his room picking out pajamas and upset that his family might be leaving him.]
Drac: [mocking Mavis] "Dad, it's (a baby tooth,) not a fang! Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis! Right, Johnny?" [mocking Johnny] "Oh, hey, dude-man. It's not me, it's Mavy! Hey, dude-man! I'm afraid to say anything! Hey, dudeman! I'm a dude man!"
Frankenstein('s Monster): [at the door and peeks in] Uh, Drac, who-who are you talking to?
Shrunken Head: Do not disturb! The Count's wiggin' out in here!
[Drac starts brushing his fangs.]
Frank(enstein's Monster): What are you wiggin' out about, Drac?
Drac: The kids! Mavy-wavy saying she wants to leave! [gargles with blood red mouthwash as Frank talks]
Frankenstein: She wants to leave? W(ell… w)hat about Johnny? He doesn't want to go. He's making the hotel more human-y... for Dennis. You know, seeing that he isn't a monster.
Drac: [flossing his fangs with a spider's web and breaks his string upon hearing this statement] He is a monster! He's just a late fanger.
Shrunken Head: Mm-hmm, and I could be a hand model.
Drac: Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor Denisovich. [waves and a bathroom opens up in the wall, goes inside and the wall seals back up]
Frank: So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y... things. [leans on the wall and accidentally opens Drac's wardrobe closet] Ooh. Oh, I need a cape. (I'm sure Drac wouldn't mind for a moment.)
Drac: [from inside the bathroom] (I try out, but) I can't! She's always around checking up on me!
Frank: [goes in the closet and comes out wearing one of Drac's outfits, which fits him very tight] Man, if you could just get some alone time…
Drac: Wait a minute! That's what Johnny wants too - alone time with Mavis!
Frank: [chuckles at how he looks in Drac's outfit, but then all of a sudden starts suffocating from the tight clothes, panics and pulls out a spatula to wedge some space around his neck; straining] Ha-have they even had a vacation since before they were married?! [tries desperately to take off the outfit before Drac catches him wearing it and comes out of the bathroom as it seals up behind him, and at the same time, Frank just barely manages to get out of the outfit and put it back in the wardrobe before he sees]
Drac: They're going to now, and so are we! Frank, you're a genius! [notices that Frank is shirtless and looks at him with a blank look on his face. Frank just stands there with an awkward smile on his face. He looks around the room, holds his hands, then clears his throat waiting for the awkward moment to pass as Dracula looks at him. Finally, Dracula speaks his idea] (Anyways…) We'll take Denisovch to all our old haunts. Each of us will show him our skills… teach him how to be a monster… [As he says it, he imagines himself and Dennis in the forest. He hunts and eats a white mouse while Dennis watches him in amazement and fangs suddenly sprout from his upper jaw.] ...And he'll be fanging it up in no time!
Shrunken head: Boy turns 5 next week! If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happening!
Drac: Oh, it ain't ain't happening, baby! All he needs is time with his vampa!
Frank: "Vampa"?
Drac: [exasperated] "Vampire grandpa." Come on, man! That's obvious!

Share this quote on facebook Drac: [sees Blobby] What's he doing here?
Frank: I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.
Drac: Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man! [Blobby goes inside the van, squishing everyone]
Murray: Yeah, that ain't happening.
Drac: Fine. Put him on the rascal. Let's just get going!

Share this quote on facebook [Dennis/Denisovich and the Drac Pack are driving in the car.]
Denisovich/Dennis: Where we going, Papa Drac?
Drac: Oh, Denisovich! We're going to have an adventure. A monster-y adventure!
Dennis: Yay, monsters! We're gonna eat cake!
Wayne: [confused] What'd he say?
Drac: No, no cake on this monster trip!
Dennis: No cake cebause Kakie says too much cake makes tummy ache. Yay! A monster always shares.
[A short pause.]
Griffin: Wow.
Wayne: We may need more than a week.
Frank: Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.
Drac: [annoyed] What? We don't need to call Vlad. We got this. [in a warmer tone] Eh, you see, Denisovich. Monsters are nice, just like you… but when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins, being scary! Right, guys? [On the radio, "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony is playing and Frank, Wayne, Murray, and Griffin all dance along to it.] Guys? Guys! [shuts off the radio] What is wrong with you?
Frank: Come on. Everybody likes that song.
Drac: We're not everybody! We're scary monsters, remember? [puts a CD in the car's player.]
Griffin: Hey, what are you putting in?
Drac: Oh, it's an audio book - Bigfoot's Life Story. He reads it himself.
Woman on CD: Chapter 1. [Bigfoot growls slowly on radio]
[They listen to the growling and it is revealed that Blobby is still happily listening to "Worth It" on his headphones in the adjoining rascal.]

Share this quote on facebook [Wayne failed to kill a deer, as he was more attracted to a Frisbee, much to Drac's annoyance]
Drac: Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word, "growl"? You're a were wussy!
Wayne: [with a Frisbee in his mouth] I said I was rusty.

Share this quote on facebook Drac: "Chocolate cereal." Are you kidding me?
Frank: [eating] It's okay, Drac. It's because they love us.
Murray: Yeah! Monsters are "What's goin' on?".

Share this quote on facebook [Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]
Dana: Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!
Drac: You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.
Dana: No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.
Drac: Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!
[Meanwhile, on top of the tower]
Wayne: Should we should go down and help him?
Frank: Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)
[Back to Drac and Dana]
Dana: We have to call the boy's mother.
Drac: No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!
Dana: (Well, either way,) I have to follow protocol!
Drac: [stares into Dana's eyes, glowing red; hypnotic] You will not follow protocol.
Dana: [unphased] (Yes, I will... because) I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.
Drac: [back to normal] Uh, right. (I forgot vampires can't hypnotized each other.)
Dana: Now, please, don't make me call the police!
Drac: No one's calling nobody!
[The tower finally collapses on the campfire, lighting it and Frank.]
Frank: Fire!
Murray: Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!
Wayne: Screaming's not helping!
[The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]
Dennis: Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
Drac: Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!
Dennis: Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!
Drac: Yes, to the–

Share this quote on facebook Drac: I'm sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner. [he, Frank, Wayne, Murray, Dennis and Griffin are riding on Blobby's motor scooter] Hit it! [The motor bike moves forward one inch per minute, due to the combined weight of the riders] (Are you kidding me?)

Share this quote on facebook [Dennis, dressed as Batman… sort of, isn’t getting much attention. While the other kids play together, Dennis is playing Batman alone.]
Dennis: You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [imitating his grandpa, Dracula] "Let's go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I'm Batman! (To the Batmobile!) [imitating Drac again] "Yes, to the Batmobile!" [Suddenly, Winnie knocks him over and licks him as some cousins laugh, including Troy in a costume of Vrak, a freaky Power Rangers villain. Mavis looks at Dennis sympathetically.]
Troy: Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman! [Winnie growls viciously at Troy who looks freaked out, but tries to remain cocky.] Whatever. I'm not about to cry. [walks off, crying]

Share this quote on facebook Murray: [scared] Aah! Please don't kill me! [in a calmer voice] I mean, yo, V. What's up?
Vlad: Talking toilet paper. Well, that's a new one.

Share this quote on facebook [After Dennis' 5th birthday party is ruined]
Vlad: [to his son, Dracula] Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
Drac: I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
Mavis: What's not worth it?
Drac: It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
Mavis: By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
Johnny: We were desperate!
Mavis: You were in on this( too)?
Johnny: Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Mavis: (But) Dennis hasn't been there( yet)!
Erik: [plays organ while singing] The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
Drac, Mavis and Johnny: [to Erik] SHUT UP!
Mavis: (Oh, boy…) Johnny, Dennis is not a monster! [Vlad makes a shocked face] He likes avocado!
Johnny: 'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
Linda: I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Mavis: Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
[Dennis walks away sadly, feeling not good enough to fit in]
Drac: Where we live now, he's normal!
Mavis: He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
[Dennis runs out of the room, Winnie follows him. Bella watches them from the window. Outside the castle... in the forest...]
Winnie: Dennis, where are you going?
Dennis: Away!
Winnie: But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
[Back at the party...]
Vlad: If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
Johnny: "A wimp"!?
Drac: Johnny, be cool.
Johnny: [climbs on the stage, and walks to him] You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
Drac: No! (Oh, too late…)
Vlad: What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Johnny: (Huh? Oh…) [guilty] Uh, bleh?
Mike: Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
Vlad: [gasps; to Drac] You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
Drac: We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
[the other humans reveal themselves as well]
Bela: (W-what?) [outraged of this charade] HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
Vlad: You're a fool!
Drac: Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Mavis: [hugs him lovingly] Oh, Daddy.
[Drac hugs her back]
Johnny: Hey, (speaking of which…) where is Dennis? Dennis!
Mavis: Dennis?

Share this quote on facebook Bela: Stop squirming!
Dennis: Why are you doing this?
Bela: Because this is WRONG!! (I mean really!) Why doesn't one get that? Humans don't belong with monsters!
Winnie: You're wrong!
Bela: I am not! I am holding you hostage, and me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds!
Dennis: You can't!
Bela: Really?! Why not?
Dennis: Cebause…
Bela: "Cebause" why?!
Dennis: Cebause it will make Papa Drac sad!
Bela: Ooh… Sad, and what are you gonna do about it?!
Dennis: I don't know.
Bela: You know why you don't know? "Cebause" you're just a weak, little boy! [laughs]

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