Inspector Gadget (1999)

Share this quote on facebook I'm not me anymore. I'm a hardware store!

Share this quote on facebook Hey, that guy's speeding. Ten miles per hour in a parking lot, buddy!

Share this quote on facebook Sykes, release the remote control robots, now.

Share this quote on facebook (to Brenda's father) Arrivederci, professor. (Kills him)

Share this quote on facebook Sniffy, let's go.

Share this quote on facebook Stop the car, Sykes. I want to enjoy this.

Share this quote on facebook Why, it's that annoying security guard from the institute. So, he's the lucky duck they plucked for the Gadget Program. Heh! Irony bounds.

Share this quote on facebook Arrivederci, Gadget! This is not goodbye. I'll get you next time, Gadget! I'll get you!

Share this quote on facebook Say bye-bye to the rookie.

Share this quote on facebook Buckle up, kids, and stick some newspaper under that beagle. This engine's (referring to himself) only got two speeds: "Fast" and "WHOO! What was that?"

Share this quote on facebook (After Inspector Gadget accidentally grabs his scrotum which causes him to use a high voice) UNGRIP! UNGRIP! TURN IT OFF!

Share this quote on facebook (as he was taken to the hospital) He's not a man, you know! He's a monster!

Share this quote on facebook John Brown: You're under arrest for the murder of Artemis Bradford, Scolex.
Scolex: God, you're irritating.
John Brown: (To RoboGadget) And you, you're under arrest for impersonating a police officer. Oh, what tangled web we weave.

Share this quote on facebook Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
John Brown: Every time I close my eyes. How was school?
Penny: Fine. Don't forget: tomorrow's the day parents come over to talk about their careers.
John Brown: Oh, well, I might have to work.

Share this quote on facebook John Brown: [through megaphone] Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else.
[Scolex emerges from the sunroof, with his hands up]
Sanford Scolex: Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here. [pulls out cigar] Have a victory cigar.
John Brown: [through megaphone] No, thanks.
Sanford Scolex: [lights the "cigar", which turns out to be a fuse] Remember: Smoking kills. [tosses it]
John Brown: [through megaphone] I don't smoke!
Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now.
[Scolex laughs evilly as the fuse lands near John's car.]
John Brown: Oh, boy.
[the fuse blows up John Brown; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of Brown's car. Scolex almost closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand.]
Sanford Scolex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! MY HAND!!!!!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Claw: An android of this quality could have a myriad of uses: shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men.
Kramer: International rescue workers, teachers.
Dr. Claw: Oh, yes, I was getting to them. Well, let's see it in action, huh?
Kramer: Okay.
[Dr. Claw lowers the helmet on his head.]
Dr. Claw: Ohh. I'll just strap myself in. Okay, turn me on, Kramer. [Kramer activates machine, and Dr. Claw strains heavily] Move! Darn you, move!
Sykes: It's a lemon.
[Dr. Claw stops straining as the machine powers down.]
Dr. Claw: Thank you for that, Sykes. You put it on. Come on.
Sykes: Why can't he do it?
Dr. Claw: He's capable of intelligent thought. That's useful to me. [chuckles] Now I'll strap you in. Perhaps if we give him maximum voltage.
Kramer: [uncertainly] Yeah, that, uh, might work.
[Claw activates machine to maximum voltage, but Sykes howls in pain.]
Sykes: [in pain] I want my MAMA!!! [continues howling in pain.]
Dr. Claw: Something got left behind. What does Brenda have that I don't?

Share this quote on facebook [Dr. Claw interrupts Brenda and John's dancing.]
Dr. Claw: May I cut in? [John and Brenda look at Dr. Claw.] Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
Brenda: We were?
Dr. Claw: Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. [whispers to Brenda] I was obese. [chuckles] Maybe you remember me like this. [fills his mouth with air to simulate his prior obesity]
Brenda: [shocked gasp] Yes! [Dr. Claw and Brenda laugh] Wow! [Dr. Claw stops laughing] Well, i-it's nice to see you again.
Inspector Gadget: [opens thumb lighter, to Dr. Claw.] Here you go.
Brenda: You look...different.

Share this quote on facebook Kramer: Okey-dokle, Sir. I've, uh, pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications. And I must say the likeness is really quite convincing.
Dr. Claw: Good. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kramer.
Kramer: Hey, isn't that Dr. Brenda Crawford's private data?
Dr. Claw: Oh. Yes. I tapped into her files and stole her research.
Kramer: Why would you do that?
Dr. Claw: [mocking] Why would you do that? Why would you do that? [chortles and pinches Kramer's nose] Kramer, don't look so nonplussed. [let's go of Kramer's nose] Now that Dr. Bradford is part of the Scolex team, we share everything, or at least, we will.
Kramer: Oh, well, I think sharing files is a great way to bring the company together, you know, to make sure we're all singin' off the same song sheet, so to speak.
Dr. Claw: Imagine my relief to have your support.
Kramer: Anyway, sir, like I said, without the chip, I don't think-- [Dr. Claw shows his chip] Oh! So, you made the chip.
Sykes: Hey. That's just looks like the guy we almost killed.
Kramer: [plugs ears] Ohh, I didn't hear that!
Dr. Claw: Chips ahoy. [inserts the chip and activates RoboGadget, and gasps]
Sikes: Wow.
Kramer: Oh, sweet Lordy.
Dr. Claw: Good morning, RoboGadget. You have just been activated by the most advanced piece of computer technology in the world. What are you going to do now?
[bell dings]
RoboGadget: I'm gonna kick some butt.
Dr. Claw: Oh, very saucy!
Sykes: It looks so real.
[RoboGadget pokes Sykes' eyes]
Kramer: Oh!
Dr. Claw: [laughs triumphantly] Very good, yes! Oh, Robo, nothing can stop us now!

Share this quote on facebook [Gadget hits window after using grappling hook.]
Brenda Bradford: John! [mutes TV] What happened?! I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.
Inspector Gadget: Brenda, it's not safe here! Scolex is a liar, and a thief, and-- Well, let's just say he's not a very good guy! Go home! Lock your doors! Stay alive! Whatever happens, I will find you!

Share this quote on facebook RoboGadget: You know how to dance, don't ya?
Inspector Gadget: Actually, I was taking lessons not too long ago, in the one--
RoboGadget: Shut up and dance!
[RoboGadget unleashes two machine guns]
Inspector Gadget: Uh-oh.

Share this quote on facebook [Inspector Gadget removes RoboGadget's head.]
RoboGadget: Hey. Hey. What'd you do that for? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common, except that I have nicer teeth. We should be working together, be partners. Together, you and I could rule the world!
Inspector Gadget: You should've quit while you were ahead. [pauses at the cheesy and unintended pun tosses RoboGadget's head to the river]
RoboGadget: CANNONBALL!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Share this quote on facebook Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane, and two, I liked you better fat!
[Dr. Claw gasps in shock by this, and his cat hides under the seat]
Dr. Claw: [getting an idea] Bring on the brownies! Ha! Wheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! Ha-ha-ha! [Inspector Gadget arrives in his helicopter hat to save Brenda] Darn! That fellow will not give us a break!
Inspector Gadget: For the third time, Sanford Scolex, you are under arrest!
[Scolex fires missile]
Brenda: No!
[missile destroys Inspector Gadget's helicopter hat.]
Dr. Claw: [mocking] Go Go Go Go Go Gadget! [sticks out tongue and laughs mockingly, as Gadget stands up. Dr. Claw flies after Gadget, and laughs evilly.]
Brenda: John!
Inspector Gadget: [tries jumping away.] Oh, no! Ohh!
[Dr. Claw lifts Inspector Gadget stuck on his helicopter landing gear]
Dr. Claw: Let me give you a lift! [laughs evilly] Where can I drop you off?
Inspector Gadget: I'd answer but I doubt you'd really care! [whimpers]
Brenda: John, I'm up here! Take my hand!
Dr. Claw: Hi, John, how you're doing down there?
Brenda: John!
Dr. Claw: [mocks Brenda] "John!" [laughs mockingly]
Brenda: John! I know you can save us! Think of something!
Inspector Gadget: I'm working on it! [takes out pen from his finger, and spends time making something out of it.]
Brenda: Hurry! [grunts]
Inspector Gadget: [closes eyes and imitates Swami] Try to visualize your goal.
[in slow-mo, Gadget quickly pulls apart the pen, and, in normal speed, makes ink cartridge slingshot onto Dr. Claw's button on his claw, destroying the joystick and freeing Brenda.]
Dr. Claw: [his claw is still moving] Ugh. Back to the drawing board!
[Brenda punches Dr. Claw three times, leaving him stunned]
Inspector Gadget: Brenda, jump! Right on my back!
Dr. Claw: Oh, Brenda, don't jump! For God's sake, we can work this out! Darling, sweetie pie, really! [Brenda screams, and jumps on Gadget. Dr. Claw tries control his helicopter, but can't.] My God! Me, I'm out of control!

Share this quote on facebook The greatest hero ever assembled.

Share this quote on facebook They've got gizmos up the wazoo.

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