It's Complicated (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Do you poke smot?

Share this quote on facebook I like a lot of semen, always have.

Share this quote on facebook Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!

Share this quote on facebook And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?

Share this quote on facebook And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I dig it!

Share this quote on facebook Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

Share this quote on facebook Jake: I'm sorry.
Jane: How far back does that "sorry" go?
Jake: How far back do you need it to go?
Jane: Wa-ay back.

Share this quote on facebook Adam: Jane?
Jane: Hi.
Adam: Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane: Yeeeaaaaaahhh!

Share this quote on facebook Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Harley: Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.

Share this quote on facebook Jane: Fancy a tote?
Harley: Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed.
Jane: Me neither. [takes a drag]

Share this quote on facebook Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
Jane: Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!

Share this quote on facebook Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Share this quote on facebook Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane: It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane: I don't regret it either.

Share this quote on facebook First comes marriage. Then comes divorce. And then...

Share this quote on facebook Divorced... with benefits.

Share this quote on facebook Michael Rivera - Eddie