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Randy: Get in the f***ing car, Steven.
Steven: You get in the car.
Randy: You want me to cuff you?
Steven: What makes you think you can?
Randy: I've got a gun.
Steven: F*** that, I've got a gun.
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Assistant Coroner:
[to Jason's body] Hey, f***! Hiya doing, ya fat*** maggoty blown-up f***k?! Suck this!
[gives Jason's body the finger] Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your f****** mask! A big old mango-sized crap!
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Steven: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke: No...
Steven: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God...
[The reincarnated Jason bursts through the floor behind them] Share this quote on facebook
Security Guard #2: Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason going to be getting up and walking around any time soon?
Security Guard #1: We really nailed that fucker.
Security Guard #2: He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.
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Jessica: Joey, please, just let me get the baby and we'll go.
Joey B: Shut the f*** up! You're with a f****** felon!
Shelby: Hey, Baby, watch the language.
Joey B: F*** you!
[Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights] Now look what you f****** done!
Jessica:
[shouts] Give me the baby, Joey!
Joey B:
[shouts] F*** you!
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Robert Campbell: I'm going to say two words to you, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Creighton Duke: Okay.
Robert Campbell: Are you ready?
Creighton Duke: Shoot.
Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees.
Creighton Duke: Well, that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
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[after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead]
Creighton Duke: I don't think so.
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Creighton Duke: Through a Voorhees was he born... through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.
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Coroner:
[into a tape recorder] My professional opinion: this guy's deader than shit. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record.
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Sheriff Ed Landis: That's my lady you're talking about.
Creighton Duke: Well, now, see, she is only your lady 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
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Luke: We're going to Camp Crystal Lake.
Steven: Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?
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