Roland
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You think you can go on like this forever? Living your life with no consequences? Hmm? There are always consequences!!
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David Rice: Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals, courtside of course. And that was all before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world.
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[Griffin warps back, along with some water]
David: Where did the Paladin go?
Griffin: Swimming.
David: Pacific?
Griffin: No, Atlantic. Nice little shark pit around Cuba.
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David: How they doin'?
Receptionist: Down by six and a half. Don't think you'll be needing that umbrella.
David: You never know.
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Griffin: You can't keep following me.
David: Actually, I'm the one person who can.
Griffin:
[chuckles] Lucky me.
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Jungle Jumper: Okay. Okay. Why?
Roland: Because you are an abomination.
[takes out his dagger] Only God should have the power to be in all places at all times.
[stabs the jungle jumper in the chest] One less of you to worry about.
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