Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Share this quote on facebook [Lex Luthor and The Jester are escaping from a Syndicate base]

Share this quote on facebook Lex Luthor: What are you waiting for? Hurry!
The Jester: It's time to get serious, Lex.
Lex Luthor: No! We can make it together. We can do this!
The Jester: Get your shiny bald head out of here. It's hurting my eyes.

Share this quote on facebook [The Jester is cornered by two Syndicate members]
The Jester: Okay! I'm down to my last joke anyway...
[He pulls out a small bomb and detonates it]
The Jester: (smiles) ... but this one'll kill ya!
[The building's whole floor explodes]

Share this quote on facebook Wonder Woman: (regarding the Watchtower's construction) How much is all this costing, Bruce?
Batman: I don't like to think about it.

Share this quote on facebook [Flash is about to be teleported to the Watchtower]
The Flash: I don't know, Batman. This is pretty radical. You're absolutely sure it works?
Batman: Pretty sure. (activates teleporter)
The Flash: Pretty sure? That isn't- (teleported to their location) -good enough!
Batman: (stealing the Flash's pretzel and eating it) Teleporter is online.
The Flash: (freaking out) Are you crazy?! (Batman walks away) Is he crazy?! How could he use that thing on me if he wasn't sure?!
Martian Manhunter: He was joking.
The Flash: Yeah? How can ya tell?
Wonder Woman: (smirking) You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure?
The Flash: Well, maybe... I mean, I don't think he likes me very much.
Martian Manhunter: I don't think he likes anyone very much.

Share this quote on facebook [Lex Luthor has arrived at a Police Station]
Luthor: No need to make a scene. I want you to contact the Justice League for me.
Police Officer: Or else?
Luthor: (sighs) Or I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?

Share this quote on facebook The Flash: (seeing Lex Luthor naked) And they call me the "Flash".

Share this quote on facebook Model Citizen: Excuse me, could I talk to you for a minute? (she begins to hypnotize Flash) You don't want to fight me. You want to help me.
The Flash: (monotone) I don't want to fight you, I want... (becomes aware again) Hey! This is like the Jedi mind trick!
Model Citizen: This is not like the Jedi mind trick.
The Flash: (monotone again) This is not like the Jedi mind trick...

Share this quote on facebook Lex Luthor: (inside Owlman's plane) Where is it?
The Flash: What are you looking for?
Lex Luthor: Chameleon circuit. Owlman used to drive me crazy with it.
[The Flash rushes around the cockpit and presses a button]:
The Flash: Found it. (pause) What does it do?

Share this quote on facebook The Flash: Are we there yet?
Green Lantern: That wasn't funny the first fifteen times you said it either.

Share this quote on facebook Superman: Good to be back home.
(Flash takes off, but runs into Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet)
The Flash: Ow!
Wonder Woman: Watch your head.
The Flash: I can't believe you kept that thing.
Wonder Woman: Spoils of war. I like it.
The Flash: What do you need a plane for, anway? You can fly.
Green Lantern: You drive a car.
The Flash: That is so not the point!

Share this quote on facebook When Justice meets its match, worlds collide.