Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Share this quote on facebook [after just witnessing the blinding light] Well I'll be hornswaggled! Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?

Share this quote on facebook Well I'll be greased and fried! What in blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts? I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.

Share this quote on facebook I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here. Where is everybody? There's nobody around. Where's the dang ticket booth? How are we supposed to get in and see the show?

Share this quote on facebook [Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here! Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?!

Share this quote on facebook Isn't this place great or what? It looks like it was decorated by Klowns R Us.

Share this quote on facebook Paul, there's more important stuff to do than sell ice cream!

Share this quote on facebook They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Share this quote on facebook I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!

Share this quote on facebook I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in Mooney's jail, and you ain't got no rights!

Share this quote on facebook Amusement Park Guard: What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

Share this quote on facebook Paul Terenzi: [as Jo-Jo The Ice Cream Clown] I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!

Share this quote on facebook Debbie Stone: Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!

Share this quote on facebook [Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]
Mike Tobacco: Did you see that?
Debbie Stone: Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!

Share this quote on facebook Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave Hanson: What? What?
Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
Curtis Mooney: Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!

Share this quote on facebook Curtis Mooney: (above quote in TV version)Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy smoke!

Share this quote on facebook In Space, No One Can Eat Ice Cream!

Share this quote on facebook Alien Bozos With An Appetite For Close Encounters.

Share this quote on facebook Horrific Harlequins With An Appetite For Close Encounters!

Share this quote on facebook Big Top...Big Shoes...Big Teeth!!

Share this quote on facebook (from trailer) Killer Klowns From Outer Space...It's Crazy!

Share this quote on facebook Michael Siegel - Rich Terenzi

Share this quote on facebook Peter Licassi - Paul Terenzi