Last Action Hero (1993)

Share this quote on facebook Silent but deadly.

Share this quote on facebook No sequel for you...

Share this quote on facebook Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!

Share this quote on facebook Iced that guy...to cone a phrase.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!

Share this quote on facebook Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway. And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. SO SHUT UP!

Share this quote on facebook [To Danny Madigan] I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you.

Share this quote on facebook [Directly to the audience] If God were a villain - he'd be me.

Share this quote on facebook [After shooting a pedestrian dead] HELLO!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!

Share this quote on facebook Tough Asian Man: May I help you?
Jack: Yes. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
Tough Asian Man: I beg your pardon?
Jack: It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
[The Tough Asian Man closes the house door]

Share this quote on facebook Benedict: I understand you are interested in drug dealers.
Jack: Yes.
Danny: [whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.
Jack: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?
Jack: Yeah, take off your sunglasses.
Benedict: Who's asking?
Jack: [shows police badge] The Tin Man.
Benedict: Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks.
Jack: Nah, they're the wrong color.
Benedict: Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?
Jack: Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?
[Benedict's guard dogs whimper]
Benedict: [pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye] Have a nice day.

Share this quote on facebook [Benedict has drawn his revolver on his own boss after Slater thwarts his plans again]
Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend, now you turn a... [makes twirling motion with finger] 360 on me?!
Benedict: 180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started.
Vivaldi: [confused] ...What?
Benedict: Trust me. [shoots Vivaldi]

Share this quote on facebook Ripper: Hey, Jack. What kept you?
Jack: Are you alright, Danny?
Danny: Yes, sir.
Ripper: You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece.
Jack: [throws gun away] There, now it's between you and me. Let the boy go.
Ripper: Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building]

Share this quote on facebook He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover]

Share this quote on facebook Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical]

Share this quote on facebook The big ticket for '93.

Share this quote on facebook A great classic comes to the screen.

Share this quote on facebook This isn't the movies anymore.

Share this quote on facebook Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

Share this quote on facebook Charles Dance - Benedict

Share this quote on facebook Bridgette Wilson - Whitney Slater

Share this quote on facebook Mercedes Ruehl - Irene Madigan

Share this quote on facebook F. Murray Abraham - John Practice

Share this quote on facebook Tom Noonan - Ripper/Hmself

Share this quote on facebook Ryan Todd - Andrew Slater

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