Layer Cake (2004)

Share this quote on facebook When I was born, the world was a far simpler place. It was all just cops and robbers.

Share this quote on facebook Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, fucking billions. Recreational Drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay while the sun shines.

Share this quote on facebook I mean, it's like selling anything: washing machines, handmade shoes, blow jobs. As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.

Share this quote on facebook Life is so fucking good, I can taste it in my spit.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.

Share this quote on facebook But as some Roman general once said: If you seek peace, plan for war.

Share this quote on facebook I hate guns! ... although, that one is very pretty.

Share this quote on facebook My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.

Share this quote on facebook Have a plan and stick to it.

Share this quote on facebook You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

Share this quote on facebook England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends

Share this quote on facebook Opera Tonight. The damnation of Faust. Man sells his soul to the devil. All ends in tears, these arrangements usually do.

Share this quote on facebook The art of good business is being a good middleman.

Share this quote on facebook I've checked you out, son. You're a smart lad. But you keep very, very bad company.

Share this quote on facebook Somebody's about to get a fucking slap!

Share this quote on facebook [About Duke] He's a fucking maniac, a relic, a throwback. Belongs to the Dark Ages, Gene.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not happy.This shit is out of control. You sort it out, or I'll sort you out.

Share this quote on facebook You don't fuck about, do you?

Share this quote on facebook Jimmy Price: You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.

Share this quote on facebook Cody: Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.

Share this quote on facebook Shanks: Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching 'em back to his boss.

Share this quote on facebook Gene: If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.

Share this quote on facebook Dragan: Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.

Share this quote on facebook Duke: Oh, you give a fuckin' aspirin a headache, pal!

Share this quote on facebook Tammy: I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?

Share this quote on facebook Crazy Larry: Fucking females is for poofs!

Share this quote on facebook Clarkie: Where the fuck is Gene?
Terry: I don't know, mate. Ask me one on sport.

Share this quote on facebook XXXX: Well, don't think too long, because somebody's gonna make a killing on these pills.
Trevor: They already have. That's the problem, kidder.

Share this quote on facebook XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.

Share this quote on facebook Gene: [to XXXX] This what being a gangster gets you. You're not in there 'cause I like you.
Morty: I'm beginning to feel left out.
Gene: Why? I seem to recall a friend of yours in intensive care after your little... reunion.

Share this quote on facebook XXXX: That's a very expansive question.
Jimmy Price: Expansive? [laughs] Tell me son, are you a homosexual? The day was when only homosexuals used words like "expansive". You're not a homosexual are you? Not behind in your rent?

Share this quote on facebook Eddie Temple: Do you know what a remora fish is?
XXXX: Yes.
Eddie Temple: Oh you do? Well Jimmy's been swimming in my slipstream all my fucking life.

Share this quote on facebook Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
Morty: You better not let the other guns know you have a favorite.

Share this quote on facebook Paul Orchard - Lucky

Share this quote on facebook Nick Thomas-Webster - Dragan's henchman