Let's Go to Prison (2006)

Share this quote on facebook Barry: Prepare to be woo-ed, by the master.

Share this quote on facebook John: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.

Share this quote on facebook John: We should be cellmates. I don't snore, and I'm a quiet masturbator. Hell, I'll even give you the top bunk.

Share this quote on facebook Nelson: It's okay to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.

Share this quote on facebook Nelson: [long silence] So now what do we do?
John: Hmm?

Share this quote on facebook John: What do you mean?
Nelson: What do I mean? I mean, what are we... what are we supposed to *do*?
John: We're doing it, man. This is it. We're right in the thick of the action. We hang out here, go to lunch, come back, hang out some more, go to dinner... You know how someone might describe a situation that's unpleasant or confining as being, "like a prison"?
Nelson: [pause] Yeah.
John: This is what they were referring to.

Share this quote on facebook Barry: [flirting] Of all the bathroom stalls, in all the correction facilities in all the world, he walks into mine.
Nelson: [extremely uncomfortable] Haven't you heard the news, Barry?
Barry: The news? Oh, yeah. Barry finally pitches, Pisces catches, home team wins.

Share this quote on facebook Eva: Mr. Hingly?
Duane: Oh, yeah?
Eva: You may proceed with your defense.
Duane: [whispering to Nelson] Watch this.

Share this quote on facebook Duane: I rest my case!

Share this quote on facebook John: Bwahahah!

Share this quote on facebook John: Hey! He is my property, you dick monster! You got that?

Share this quote on facebook John: This little philly is all mine! You can look, but not touch! This little asshole only got one name on it! Mine! Romeo! Romeo Lyshitski! No rear entry!

Share this quote on facebook John: That goes for you!

Share this quote on facebook John: That big bastard is the head of the Black G-Lords.

Share this quote on facebook Nelson: I don't mean to sound ungrateful, John... but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?
John: Nope, probably not. But it happened.

Share this quote on facebook John: If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated... I'd have $0.15.

Share this quote on facebook John: Same Lyshitski, different day.

Share this quote on facebook Barry: Would you like some Merlot? I make it in the toilet!

Share this quote on facebook John: Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over 2,000,000 Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

Share this quote on facebook A. J. Balance as John - 18 years