Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Share this quote on facebook In Hong Kong, you'd be dead.

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!"
Riggs: No, get going, get... what did you say!?
Murtaugh: You're gonna be a FATHER!!

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Yeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too.
Murtaugh: What?
Riggs: Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather!
Murtaugh: Rianne's WHAT?!

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Hey, are those little hearts?
Murtaugh: Not now Riggs! Just shoot the damn valve!
Riggs: Okay! Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird!
Murtaugh: I'm not gonna flap arms! Why!?

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Flied lice?
Uncle Benny: Flied lice! It is fried rice, you plick!

Share this quote on facebook Uncle Benny: Time! Time for Forefathers!
Riggs and Murtaugh: Forefather!"
Riggs: Uh, Washington? Jefferson? Those guys?
Murtaugh: Roosevelt?
Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters!
Murtaugh: "You lucky son of a bitch!
Riggs: That's a good one Uncle Benny!
Uncle Benny: Not so good! When my wife finds out!

Share this quote on facebook Leo: Oooohhhh, my tooth!
Dr. Chen's Receptionist: What's the matter with you, sir?
Leo: What's the matter?! My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?!

Share this quote on facebook Riggs: Yeah, I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find 'em and shoot 'em, what do you think?
Murtaugh: Better meet me and Butters on South Spring Street, then.
Riggs: Yeah? What's going on?
Murtaugh: I found my watch.

Share this quote on facebook Leo: Hey, uh, hey, Riggs, who's the, uh, perp? What'd you bust him for?"
Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?! Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What do I look like, a fuckin' Crip's accountant?! Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun!
Leo: Okay, okay, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!!
Butters: License! Registration! Urine sample!
Leo: Hey, I got a badge too, okay?! German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay?! Okay?! Besides, I knew you were a cop, I was just kiddin' with ya! Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away!
Butters: Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?!
Leo: Well, stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy! These guys'll tell ya, we work together, we got a history together! Hey, maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great!
Butters: Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal shop, ya fuckin' leprechaun!
Leo: Hey, I didn't call you any names, ya fuckface!!! Don't start that!!

Share this quote on facebook Leo: Okay, you did say "aft"?
Murtaugh: A-F-T. Aft.
Leo: And that's a fuckin' word?
Murtaugh: In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo!
Leo: Well, why didn't you say that to begin with, ROGER?! I love how these people get around boats and water, and all of a sudden everything becomes fuckin' nautical! Astern! Avast, ye landlubbers! Man the bilge pumps! Pump your fuckin' ass!!

Share this quote on facebook Lorna: You look a little banged up.
Riggs: You look a little knocked up.

Share this quote on facebook Butters: Your baby is having my baby!
Murtaugh: My baby is having his baby!
Butters: "And your baby? Whoa, baby!"
Murtaugh: "Whoa baby my baby!"

Share this quote on facebook Murtaugh: "What you got got in hands there?
Butters: Uh-uh...a nut cup? I got some big nuts!
Murtaugh: "T-That's nitro...hmmm....oxide!
Butters: It's a laughing gas!
Murtaugh: W-W-We're stoned!

Share this quote on facebook The Gang's All Here.

Share this quote on facebook Next summer is lethal.

Share this quote on facebook The faces you love. The action you expect.

Share this quote on facebook With 4 you get Kung Fu.

Share this quote on facebook Calvin Jung - Detective Ng

Share this quote on facebook Jack Kehler - U.S. State Department Official

Share this quote on facebook Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh

Share this quote on facebook Damon Hines - Nick Murtaugh