Life with Mikey (1993)

Share this quote on facebook Michael: Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?

Share this quote on facebook Angie: Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!

Share this quote on facebook Barry: [after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, it's only Kosher Franks.

Share this quote on facebook Barry: [after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!

Share this quote on facebook Ed: [after Mikey tells him he invited Angie to his house] Well, now representing the Omen. Did you check her head with a little 666?
Michael: Yeah, there were only two sixes. We got her just fine!

Share this quote on facebook Geena: [after Asian girl sings] I love that song.
Michael: Mee too. What were you playing?

Share this quote on facebook Michael: I'm something of a celebrity.
Irate: What kind of celebrity are you? Biggest Ass of the Month?
Michael: No, that's all political.

Share this quote on facebook Angie: I'll have coffee.
Galaxy Waiter: [laughs] Coffee?
Angie: Yeah, coffee. It comes from beans. Ever heard of it?

Share this quote on facebook Barry: How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?

Share this quote on facebook Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut.

Share this quote on facebook Barry: You two clowns leave while I get into character.
Michael: What character? All you got to do is swallow.

Share this quote on facebook Girl: [overacting] I hate it when it's raining. We don't get to go outside for recess or ride our bikes after school!
Angie: That's great. But you're not going to audition like that, right?
Girl: What do you mean?
Angie: They're just cookies. Don't make it sound like a commercial for hemorrhoids.