Look Who's Talking Now! (1993)

Share this quote on facebook Look, they're gonna know my wife put me in this suit. It's the color of poo.

Share this quote on facebook When he gets nervous, he gets completely honest. That is a major business liability.

Share this quote on facebook Mikey Ubriacco: Stop brushing her, Julie. She already looks like a Q-tip.
Julie Ubriacco: Your dog smells like a diaper.
Mikey Ubriacco: Does not!
Julie Ubriacco: Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Mikey Ubriacco: Q-tip head dog.
Julie Ubriacco: Stinky dog!
Mikey Ubriacco: Bald-butted dog.

Share this quote on facebook Mikey Ubriacco: I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
James: I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.

Share this quote on facebook Rocks: Ma, hey, Ma! Check it out! I got these things on my face to open. I can see! I can see... wrinkly butts. Yuck!
Rocks' Mother: Oh, they're not mine. They're your brothers' and sisters'.
Rocks: Good. That makes me the cute one.

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, and she moved to Queens. The end.
Julie Ubriacco: That's not a story!
Mollie: It is tonight. Good night.

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: James.
James: What?
Mollie: Don't tell jokes.
James: I'm funny!
Mollie: You *are* funny, honey, in sort of a...
James: Corny.
Mollie: Corny, kind of funny.

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: Most little girls are obsessed with ponies and mermaids, not big sweaty men making jump shots. Should we be worried? Mike!
James: Well, it's the Suns, honey. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.

Share this quote on facebook Mikey Ubriacco: We need a dog. 'Cause like those guys who come to our door to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.

Share this quote on facebook James: Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mikey Ubriacco: You look like my principal.
James: See? Even he thinks it's stupid.
Mollie: *He* is not offering you a dental plan.

Share this quote on facebook James: Honey, this isn't me. I wanna be myself.
Mollie: Okay, you're not gonna get this job if you're yourself.

Share this quote on facebook Julie Ubriacco: Look! They like each other!
James: [to Mollie] See, honey, they like each other.
Daphne: Mongrel.
Rocks: Bitch.

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: [opening pay envelope] Pink! Mine's pink today... how festive! [reads paper, faints]

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: No, I'm a Vulcan. What a death grip?

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Conti's Secretary: Mr. Conti's office? WHAT cabin? I'm sorry, there must be some mistake. Mr. Conti is in the Bahamas with his family-EEEEEEEE. [gets prodded in a ticklish area by a playful workmate, laughs zealously]

Share this quote on facebook Julie Ubriacco: [from the car] Mommy found another doggie!

Share this quote on facebook Mikey Ubriacco: [after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time] I like Rocks better...
James: [putting his hand over Mikey's mouth] A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll play with your Rocks later.
Mikey Ubriacco: [muffled] Okay, no problem.
Mollie: As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.

Share this quote on facebook James: [citing the "dog school" Daphne attended] Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe! [walks away]

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: [dressed up like an elf] I need to get these shoes off, my toes are curling.

Share this quote on facebook Daphne: What's your name?
Rocks: They call me No.
Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad. There must be something else, what're they always calling you?
Rocks: Well, there is that rocks thing.
Daphne: Rocks, that's it!

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: [on the phone] Oh, yeah? Well, Merry Christmas, you bimbo!

Share this quote on facebook Mollie: You want to open another one of your presents?
Mikey Ubriacco: It's probably just more stupid clothes.
Mollie: Well, you know that? If it weren't for them, you'd be freezing your little tushie off right now.
Julie Ubriacco: Yeah!

Share this quote on facebook Daphne: I hate this haircut, my butt is freezing!
Rocks: Ha, ha, cute butt.

Share this quote on facebook Dogs: That's your last meal, amigo. Then it's a big nap for you.

Share this quote on facebook Julie Ubriacco: Look, they like each other.
Daphne: Mongrel.
Rocks: Bitch.
James: [to Mollie] See, honey. They like each other.