Maiko Haaaan!!! (舞妓Haaaan!!!) is a Japanese comedy film released in 2007.
Synopsis
Kimihiko Onizuka (Sadao Abe) is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called yakyuken with one. Upon being transferred to his company's Kyoto branch, he dumps his coworker girlfriend Fujiko (Kou Shibasaki) and makes his first ever visit to a geisha house. However, when the realization of Kimihiko's lifelong dream is rudely interrupted by a professional baseball star named Kiichiro Naito (Shinichi Tsutsumi), he vows revenge by becoming a pro baseball player himself. Meanwhile, Fujiko decides to become an apprentice geisha. A rivalry between Kimihiko and Naito ensues where they try to out-do each other at baseball, K-1, cooking, acting and even politics.
, 1h42 Directed byTakashi Miike OriginJapon GenresScience fiction, Comedy, Action, Horror, Crime ThemesMafia films, Yakuza films, Gangster films ActorsRen Osugi, Tomorowo Taguchi, Tsuyoshi Ujiki, Kazuki Kitamura Rating59% Aspiring yakuza Kensuke Hagane (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) is killed by gang violence along his idol and Yakuza boss Tosa (Takeshi Caesar). Their corpses wind up in the hands of a scientist, who manages to keep Kensuke alive by replacing much of his body with cyborg pieces and some parts of Tosa, making him bulletproof and super strong. Kensuke then escapes from the scientist and searches for those responsible to get revenge.
, 1h59 Directed byTakashi Miike GenresComedy, Action ActorsSho Sakurai, Saki Fukuda, Kyōko Fukada, Sadao Abe, Anri Okamoto, Katsuhisa Namase Rating59% In Tokyoko, a fictional city sporting various homages of Tatsunoko Production works, the Doronbo Gang have seemingly destroyed a large part of the city. The heroic Yatterman duo make their entrance with Yatterwoof (Yamadera, voice), a sentient dog-shaped mecha and Toybotty (Takahashi, voice), their robot sidekick. After a series of slapstick combat scenes, the Doronbo trio flee back to their mecha to defeat Yatterwan. Cheering at their first victory, the villains accidentally hit the mecha's self-destruct button. When the chaos clears, a teenage girl emerges from the ruins with a blue object in her hands.
, 1h48 GenresDrama, Science fiction, Comedy ActorsHiroshi Abe, Aya Ueto, Kazuki Kitamura, Takashi Sasano, Riki Takeuchi, Masachika Ichimura Rating59% The story follows a Roman architect named Lucius, who is having trouble coming up with ideas. One day, he discovers a hidden tunnel underneath a spa that leads him to a modern Japanese bath house. Inspired by the innovations found there, he creates his own spa, Roma Thermae, bringing in the modern ideas to his time.
, 2h9 Directed bySion Sono GenresDrama, Comedy, Action ThemesFilms about films, Seafaring films, Transport films, Yakuza films, Gangster films ActorsShinichi Tsutsumi, Jun Kunimura, Gen Hoshino, Akihiro Kitamura, Fumi Nikaidō, Hiroki Hasegawa Rating71% There's a war going on, but that won't stop the inexperienced but eager wannabe film crew The Fuck Bombers from following their dreams of making the ultimate action epic. Ten years ago, yakuza mid-boss Ikegami led an assault against rival don Muto. Now, on the eve of his revenge, all Muto wants to do is complete his masterpiece, a feature film with his daughter in the starring role, before his wife is released from prison. And The Fuck Bombers are standing by with the chance of a lifetime: to film a real, live yakuza battle to the death on 35mm.