Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)

Share this quote on facebook Gus: God?
Pedro: No.
Gus: Moses?
Pedro: No, but you're getting warm.
Gus: Cerrano.
Pedro: [chuckles] Hello, Gus.
Gus: [laughs, then grabs the back of his head in pain] Oh, Jesus Christ.
Pedro: Be careful, now.
Gus: You scared me to death!
Pedro: Do you mean when you realized God is black?
Gus: Yeah... I thought she was white.
Pedro: [laughs]
Gus: I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already.
Pedro: What's your point?

Share this quote on facebook Hog: Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hout fast ball. One of the best pitches known to the man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today. So you got to ask yourself one question.
Carlos: Do I feel lucky?
Hog: Well. Do you, Carlos?