Marmaduke (2010)

Share this quote on facebook BEEEE!

Share this quote on facebook Hot cheese!

Share this quote on facebook Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.

Share this quote on facebook Ejector seat. Never fails.

Share this quote on facebook Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping.

Share this quote on facebook This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.

Share this quote on facebook Get this seaweed off me! It burns!

Share this quote on facebook Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.

Share this quote on facebook Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.

Share this quote on facebook Ladies, please. Meow!

Share this quote on facebook I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!

Share this quote on facebook PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.

Share this quote on facebook It's raining cats and us!

Share this quote on facebook Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!

Share this quote on facebook Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEEE! Ahhhh!!!!

Share this quote on facebook What a gargantuan spaz!

Share this quote on facebook See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.

Share this quote on facebook Hello, losers.

Share this quote on facebook Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend...

Share this quote on facebook Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
Raisin: "Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
Giuseppe: Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
Raisin: ...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
Mazie: And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
Giuseppe: Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
Raisin: There are no pumas in Southern California.
Giuseppe: Pumas! [whispering] They come out of nowhere.

Share this quote on facebook Chupadogra: Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special. I was the alpha dog. Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it. Till they turned on me. Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers. Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by when I don't think about waking up in a warm bed and spending the day with the folks who love me. The real me. Go home. Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.
Marmaduke: Thank you, Buster.
Chupadogra: [he looks at his old bowl that reads Buster] Been a long time since anybody called me that. Thanks.

Share this quote on facebook Marmaduke: [a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.
Mazie: I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

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