Minutemen (2008)

Share this quote on facebook [after Mr. Tolkan, who thinks Virgil and Derek are going to fight, orders them to follow him to his office]
FBI Agent: Everybody freeze, FBI! [shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Mysterious Man: Stop, CIA! [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures: Bureau of Weights and Measures. [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Virgil: [to the latter agent] In the future, you should probably go first.

Share this quote on facebook Jeanette: What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!
Charlie: Thanks, pumpkin. [seizes Jeanette and kisses her]
Zeke: [after Charlie lets go, in an undertone] The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!
Charlie: Oh, right! [turns to the leaving Jeanette] Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain!
[as Jeanette is leaving, she smiles]
Zeke: Dude. It's okay.

Share this quote on facebook Derek: Nice snowsuits, dorks.
Virgil: Hey, Derek.
Derek: Yeah.
Virgil: Have fun with Jocelyn.
Derek: I don't know what you are talking about.
Virgil: Well I just figured that you both are good with lipstick.
Derek: You were always going to be a nerd.
Virgil: And you were always going to be a jerk.

Share this quote on facebook Virgil: The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice
Charlie: Who's the Minutemen?
Virgil: Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?
Charlie: No.
Zeke: .Not really.

Share this quote on facebook [as Jeanette wakes him up in his own bedroom]
Jeanette: Good monring, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.
Charlie: The results!
Jeanette: That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house."
Charlie: It's done!
Jeanette: Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.
Charlie: We created a... a...
Jeanette: A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.
Charlie: A black hole!
Jeanette: That's bad, right?

Share this quote on facebook Kellie Cockrell as Jocelyn Lee

Share this quote on facebook Molly Jepson as Amy Fox

Share this quote on facebook Larry Filion as F.B.I. agent (uncredited)