Vada
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Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?
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Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? And if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?
Alfred
Shelly
Dialogue
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Vada: Shelly's already told me all about sex.
Harry: She told me too. I mean, she told
me she told
you about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
Vada: I figured you did.
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Harry: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
Shelly: If I eat it I'll throw up.
Harry: Well you should at least try a little bit.
Shelly: Then I'll throw up a little bit.
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Vada: Maybe I should just move to China. One kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.
Harry: Hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.
Veda: Don't do that, you've got the whole garage.
Harry: Oh yeah, right-between the power mower and the weed killer.
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Vada:Put that down, I'll...I'll call the police!
Nick: What are you gonna do? Tell them that... a polite person helped carry your bag?
Vada: I don't think you're very polite.
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Phil: Wha...what do you mean? We have a date every night.
Rose: No, that's not a date, a date is when I don't cook.