My Science Project (1985)

Share this quote on facebook Cop: Hey, kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince: Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.

Share this quote on facebook Nulty: What's your name, cowboy?
Bob Roberts: Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky!

Share this quote on facebook Latello: My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya."
Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Latello: My parents are divorced.

Share this quote on facebook Vince: I just want to be home watching cartoons!

Share this quote on facebook Sherman: This planet has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince: Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!

Share this quote on facebook Vince: [gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!

Share this quote on facebook Vince: Danger makes great sex.

Share this quote on facebook Michael: [at the school library counter] We need a book.
Sherman: Oh, a car book?
Vince: [mockingly] A car book?
Michael: No, a book on strange things.
Sherman: Like Vince.
Vince: [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!

Share this quote on facebook Sentry: Morituri te salutant.
Latello: Yo, Sherman. What did he say?
Sherman: He's going to kick your ass.

Share this quote on facebook Ellie: [while being chased by police] What are we going to do?
Vince: About one to five with good behavior.

Share this quote on facebook Harlan: Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?
Ellie: Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it.
Harlan: Latello?
Ellie: Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite.
Harlan: Come on!
Ellie: Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?

Share this quote on facebook Vince: I could be home watching Magnum!

Share this quote on facebook Vince: Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa?
Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince: Well, I don't care what country he's from!

Share this quote on facebook Vince: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!

Share this quote on facebook The funniest sci-fi movie of the summer.

Share this quote on facebook We must not destroy the world.