Mystery Team (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'.

Share this quote on facebook The door's locked! McGinty, you clever dog!

Share this quote on facebook If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson about sticking his finger in things.

Share this quote on facebook Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs.

Share this quote on facebook Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us.

Share this quote on facebook We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!

Share this quote on facebook Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song.

Share this quote on facebook Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?

Share this quote on facebook Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?

Share this quote on facebook Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do.

Share this quote on facebook There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory! I think it's fish!

Share this quote on facebook When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself."

Share this quote on facebook Hey! Are you squeezing that bread? We had a deal! We had a deal you fucking animal! What the f...ah dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread. You don't fuck bread. Every fucking thing!

Share this quote on facebook You remind me a little of me. You know what I'm going to call you from now on, "Little Me". I just came up with that right now.

Share this quote on facebook Paying you in advance, buddy!

Share this quote on facebook Jason: She's really something, it's just... I'm no good with girls.
Frank: Oh, you're whipped! [imitates whipping]
Jim: [interrupting] Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do.

Share this quote on facebook Kelly: [holding the ring] Where did you find this?
Jason: It's a long story.
Charlie: No, it's not. A stripper peed it into a toilet.

Share this quote on facebook Jason: Ah! Cinnamon sticks!
Charlie: Ah! Chinese checkers!
Duncan: Fuck! Yeah, that's right. I've been saying "fuck". Going in the backyard and trying it out.

Share this quote on facebook Duncan: Honestly, this is breaking and entering, okay? It's illegal.
Jason: But, it's for justice, so it's legal again.

Share this quote on facebook Duncan: Our most consistent customer has Alzheimer's!
Jason: Mrs. Kimmel does not have Alzheimer's!
Duncan: She bakes fifty pies a day for her dead husband. Most of the pies are filled with soap.

Share this quote on facebook Jason: We are mature and legitimate detectives.
Kelly: What the hell is that smell?
Duncan: I drank dog urine.

Share this quote on facebook Glenn Kalison - Robert Finney

Share this quote on facebook Peter Saati - Leroy Maddox

Share this quote on facebook Daphne Ciccarelle - Brianna Peters