Neighbors (1981)

Share this quote on facebook Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY.

Share this quote on facebook Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone.

Share this quote on facebook We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP.

Share this quote on facebook We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?"

Share this quote on facebook We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.

Share this quote on facebook Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?

Share this quote on facebook This is crazy... but there's something so right about it.

Share this quote on facebook I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.

Share this quote on facebook God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?

Share this quote on facebook Vic: We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?
Earl Keese: Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Vic: Why would I?
Earl Keese: You just did.
Vic: I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.
Earl Keese: I never say it.
Vic: I don't blame you.

Share this quote on facebook Ramona: Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese: You're really wonderful!
Ramona: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?

Share this quote on facebook Vic: Old Earl here was worried about Baby.
Enid Keese: Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want.
Vic: Don't worry, I will.
Enid Keese: [to Earl] They spoil him awfully.
Vic: Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog.

Share this quote on facebook Vic: In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left.
Enid Keese: Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meat. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings.
Vic: He spurned my sauce!
Enid Keese: No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook.

Share this quote on facebook Ramona: He tried to pork me.
Earl Keese: Pork you? What?
Ramona: You know you did.
Earl Keese: I swear, I never touched her.
Ramona: Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.
Earl Keese: Enid... help me.

Share this quote on facebook Ramona: I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.
Earl Keese: I haven't got false teeth!
Ramona: I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.

Share this quote on facebook Igors Gavon as Chic

Share this quote on facebook Dru-Ann Chuckran as Chic's Wife

Share this quote on facebook P. L. Brown as Police Officer #1

Share this quote on facebook Sherman G. Lloyd as Fireman #1 (DOC)

Share this quote on facebook Bert Kittel as Fireman #2

Share this quote on facebook J. B. Friend as Additional Fireman