New York Stories (1989)

Share this quote on facebook Lionel: It's art. You give it up, you were never an artist in the first place.

Share this quote on facebook Lionel: I have to pick up my sister at the airport. I don't know why she can't take a cab like everybody else.

Share this quote on facebook Paulette: I don't have to sleep with you anymore?
Lionel: I'm your all against horse dung and fraud. That's as far as it goes from now on.

Share this quote on facebook Lionel: [when Paulette sees Lionel appearing unexpectedly in Paulette's bedroom] I just wanted to kiss your foot. Sorry, nothing personal.

Share this quote on facebook Paulette: [to Lionel] Sometimes I feel like a human sacrifice!

Share this quote on facebook Paulette: [seeing a patrol car with two policemen in it] Kiss the driver on the mouth. Then we'll talk.
Lionel: [disbelivering the request and laughing nervously] What?
Paulette: Come on, and show me how much you love me.
Lionel: [shaken and laughing nervously. after a pause] What if I do? Huh?
Paulette: Then I'll know your love is true, and if you don't, your name is King Bullshit, and I pack.

Share this quote on facebook Zoe: [to her mother about her Joan Crawford-styled dress] A woman shouldn't have bigger shoulders than a man.

Share this quote on facebook Zoe: How's everything?
Claudio: Well, in life there are always a few problems... but things are not so bad.

Share this quote on facebook Zoe: [last lines of the segment] So, you could say we all lived on tour happily ever after.

Share this quote on facebook Sheldon: [opening lines of segment] I'm 50 years old. I'm a partner in a big law firm. You know I'm very successful, and I still haven't resolved my relationship with my mother.

Share this quote on facebook Sheldon: [looking around Trva's dank, gloomy apartment] You got a nice place here. What time does the cobra come out?

Share this quote on facebook One City. Three Stories Tall.

Share this quote on facebook James Keane - Jimmy