Nice Dreams (1981)

Share this quote on facebook Chong: You know what we should invest in? An old age home for hippies. Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the '60s, man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
Cheech: Oh yeah, we could call it "Laidback Manor".

Share this quote on facebook Howie Hamburger Dude: Would you like to have a hamburger?

Share this quote on facebook Sgt. Stedenko: The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: [talking to his plants] Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon, you'll need a training bra.

Share this quote on facebook Chong: Hey, how much money do we have now?
Cheech: All together?
Chong: Yeah, all together?
Cheech: Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man! We have $17,000,000!
Chong: Really?
Cheech: Oh, wait, well, um, 17, something. Who cares? We're rich, man.

Share this quote on facebook Sgt. Stedenko: You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it.

Share this quote on facebook Sgt. Stedenko: [talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do...

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke, this shit happens.
Chong: Hey, wait a minute, man. How come every time I do coke, you say that "every time you do coke" thing?

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh...

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!

Share this quote on facebook Chong: Will you sell me some of that stuff, man?
Howie Hamburger Dude: I sell sea shells.

Share this quote on facebook Howie Hamburger Dude: You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur-
[sniffs]

Share this quote on facebook The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream.

Share this quote on facebook The High Life Never Tasted So Good!