Night at the Museum (2006)

Share this quote on facebook Oh, you in trouble, Dum-Dum. You'd better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun!

Share this quote on facebook Me no dum-dum, you dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Share this quote on facebook QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! My dum-dum want to speak.

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Share this quote on facebook I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!

Share this quote on facebook Fire up the iron horse, boys!

Share this quote on facebook We may be small, but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

Share this quote on facebook Ah! Where is he?! I'll beat him with my fists! [Sees Larry] He looks like a weirdie!

Share this quote on facebook Sweet dreams, cupcake! Pile-driver!

Share this quote on facebook Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

Share this quote on facebook Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman [Sacagawea] I love her. But you... you got to finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Share this quote on facebook [Larry jumps out from behind a wall and screams, scaring the other guards.]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.

Share this quote on facebook Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence! Now, if you excuse me [cocks shotgun], the hunt is afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.

Share this quote on facebook Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter, a monkey, slaps Larry. Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter.]
Teddy: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... you saw!
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: I am!

Share this quote on facebook This Christmas, it won't be a silent night.

Share this quote on facebook When the lights go off, it's on!

Share this quote on facebook Where history comes to life.

Share this quote on facebook At the museum of natural history, something unnatural is happening.

Share this quote on facebook See the side of the museum you won't see on the tour.