Noises Off... (1992)

Share this quote on facebook Dotty: Am I in Spain? No I'm not in Spain, dear. I'm in agony, that's where I am!

Share this quote on facebook [Dotty enters with the detached receiver and a small shovel]
Dotty: I've just come for me sardines.
[Gary yells in surprise, she gives a sarcastic yell back]
Gary: Well, I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here.
Dotty: I'm not here. I don't know where I am.
Gary: I'm from the agency.
[she tries to put the receiver down, but finds that the rest of the phone is missing]
Dotty: Lost the phone now.
Gary: Squire, Squire, Hackem and Dudley.
Dotty: Never lost the phone before.
Gary: I'm Tramplemain.
Dotty: I know, I'll just put it up here in case anyone wants it, look!

Share this quote on facebook Gary: Oh, right, thanks. No, no, I just dropped in to go into a few things - well, to check some of the measurements - do one or two odd jobs.
Dotty: Now the plate's gone.
Gary: Oh, and a client: I'm showing a prospective tenant over the house.
Brooke: What's wrong with this door?

Share this quote on facebook Gary: She's thinking of renting it, her interest is definitely aroused!
Brooke: [bursting out of the bathroom] That's not the bedroom!

Share this quote on facebook Gary: The bedroom? No, no, no, that's the downstairs bathroom and WC suite! And this is the housekeeper, Mrs. Crocket.

Share this quote on facebook Dotty: Sardines! Here, sardines!
Brooke: Oh, hi!
Gary: She's not really here.
Dotty: You *stepped* on 'em!

Share this quote on facebook Lloyd: Brooke?
Brooke: Yes?
Lloyd: Are you in?
Brooke: In?
Lloyd: Are you there?
Brooke: What?
Lloyd: You're out. Okay. I'll call again.

Share this quote on facebook The comedy where everyone gets caught in the act!