Nothing but Trouble (1991)

Share this quote on facebook Chris: Come on, death for running a stop sign?
J.P.: *And* for being a banker! That's the double death.

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: You know, you are worse than a week of yellow shitstorms.

Share this quote on facebook Diane: [passing "No Cussing" sign] Oh, and no cussing.
Chris: Oh, shit.

Share this quote on facebook Fausto: You've got a BMW. Act like it!

Share this quote on facebook Chris: They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2:00 PM in the afternoon.

Share this quote on facebook Diane: Let's just be quiet and let him do his little thing and we'll be on our way.
J.P.: Oh, I will let you be on your way. And when you go...
[bellows]
J.P.: THE CAT'S EYES'LL SPIN! NOW, LISTEN!
Chris: Okay, we'll listen!
J.P.: [calm again] Hey, hey, ha! Hoh ha! Heh, heh, heh, heh! Hoola, Hoola, Hoola! The Boola Boola Boola! Look who's got the front seats to the Mexican hat dance now! Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: Welcome to Supper! [plunges an oil spout into a punch drink can] How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Chris: Thank you, Judge. You know, there's nothing better at the end of a long day on the road than a nice warm glass of Hawaiian Punch.

Share this quote on facebook Fausto: You people are sick, wicked, funky, misanthropic, co-dependent animals! And I won't have my sister, who was once the Queen of the Mardi Gras, sitting at a table with a pickle-shooting train!

Share this quote on facebook Chris: Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few 1000 Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?
J.P.: There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money?
Chris: I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher.
J.P.: Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled into here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know who those stock certificates are worth today?
[shouts]
J.P.: JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN! We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt! And that's why I *never* let a banker go!
Fausto: So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem?
Diane: Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story.
J.P.: I believe it is.
Renalda: You should do a book.

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: If it was an ambulance you got a chance, if it's in a hearse, it's got to be worse!

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: You really put the pin in the party hog now, girl!

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: Get your Eye-talian loafers out of my bedpan!

Share this quote on facebook Mike: Evening, Mr. Throne.
Chris: [getting out of the car] 110 blocks in less than 15 minutes, not bad for a one-eyed Russian immigrant.

Share this quote on facebook Fausto: Where are we going?
Chris: We're going to Atlantic City, Fausto. Get in the trunk.

Share this quote on facebook Chris: I should have known. A Brazillionaire never forgets.

Share this quote on facebook J.P.: Go suck a bug.

Share this quote on facebook Chris: Thanks for the espresso maker... and the bag of shit.

Share this quote on facebook All they wanted was a little getaway. All they got was nothing but trouble.