Open Season (2006)

Share this quote on facebook [Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.

Share this quote on facebook [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

Share this quote on facebook [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

Share this quote on facebook [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]

Share this quote on facebook Coming this fall.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.

Share this quote on facebook Then you say it.

Share this quote on facebook [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.

Share this quote on facebook [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]

Share this quote on facebook The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.

Share this quote on facebook When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!

Share this quote on facebook Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not working with this guy.

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
Boog: What?
McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
Boog: Yeah, you and what army?
[The Furry Tail Clan appear]
Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Oh, that army.

Share this quote on facebook Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.
Boog: All right, where's home?
Elliot: Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.
[Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
Elliot: Ow!

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: Boogster, what's the delio?
Maria: Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie: You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!
Boog: I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?
Elliot: Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!
Boog: (nods) All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)
Elliot: Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.
Boog: (They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and washs him with some water, then drys himself with some rabbits) The woods is no place for a bear!

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: I'm a little light-headed.
[His remaining antler cracks off]

Share this quote on facebook [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!

Share this quote on facebook Reilly: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!

Share this quote on facebook Boog: Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth: I'm not mothering him.I just want to make waffles!

Share this quote on facebook Beth: Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

Share this quote on facebook Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran!FREEDOOOOM!!

Share this quote on facebook Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts? I want to try some of her famous waffles!

Share this quote on facebook Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home." Where have the cows been?

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!

Share this quote on facebook Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie.

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog: No, you're not a loser.
Elliot: Yes, I am!
Boog: No, you're not!
Elliot: Yes!
Boog: No!
Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot: I have a glass eye.
Boog: I can't snap.
Elliot: I thought log was a color.
Boog: I can't see my feet!
Elliot: I killed a man (with this thumb)!
[both laugh]

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
[He turns right]
Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey.
[He turns left]

Share this quote on facebook [Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

Share this quote on facebook Shaw: If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.

Share this quote on facebook [Repeated line]
Buddy: Buddy!

Share this quote on facebook Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

Share this quote on facebook Ian: "Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
[Ian and the herd laugh]

Share this quote on facebook Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
Beaver #1: Wood. You want to trade?

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in!
[The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns too!

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!

Share this quote on facebook Boog: [finding out that he is in the forest, he scream echoes throughout the woods]
Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
[Elliot comes out of the bag]
Elliot: Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes angrily]
Boog: You!
[Boog takes the bag off of him and walks over to a cliff]
Elliot: No I didn't do it!
Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look here, Elliot. What is it, Elliot. Something's missing, Elliot. What is it, Elliot, What is it?
Elliot: Wait, don't tell me. I...
Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!!!
Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.
Boog: My garage is missing, breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!!
Elliot: What are you gonna do? [Boog lets go of Elliot's antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs Elliot] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Boog holds Elliot up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling] Heheh! You're funny! I thought, "Maybe," but then I was like, "Uh-huh!", and then...
[Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder]

Share this quote on facebook Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh! I get it! You're like a pet! [chuckles]
Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.

Share this quote on facebook Ian: Herd! Circle formation!
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
Ian: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]

Share this quote on facebook Gordy: FREEZE!
Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [fainted]

Share this quote on facebook Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
[both laugh]

Share this quote on facebook [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.

Share this quote on facebook Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Share this quote on facebook Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy!

Share this quote on facebook Beth: You're in big trouble, mister!
Boog: [to Beth] Sheesh!
[Boog passes out]
Boog: OW!!!
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
Beth: UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.

Share this quote on facebook Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"

Share this quote on facebook Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw: What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
Gordy: Where? On interstate?
[the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
Shaw: [chuckles] Sorta.

Share this quote on facebook Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]

Share this quote on facebook McSquizzy: That was just a warning, all right? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt]

Share this quote on facebook [After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Animals: Yeah, that's right!
Boog: What? What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah! What about us?
Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)

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