Outrageous Fortune (1987)

Share this quote on facebook You know what I'll bet? I'll bet you haven't been laid in about a year!

Share this quote on facebook (After lying about being in hospital to avoid paying her phone bill) Well, what was I supposed to do? Have them unhook the life support machine, so I could pay my bills?

Share this quote on facebook Michael was not a guy, other guys would've made fun of in a locker room, OK!

Share this quote on facebook This guy in the morgue.....whoever he is.....he's got a.....does the phrase needle dick, the bug fucker mean anything to you?

Share this quote on facebook She's gotta get on this plane! There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher!

Share this quote on facebook (Screaming at a payphone that swallowed her change)"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN' QUARTER!"

Share this quote on facebook (While trying to ignore a bunch of wolf-whistling Mexican men): Now why do they do that? Has there ever been one woman in the history of the world, who actually said yes fellas, please, take me, now!

Share this quote on facebook Sandy: Oh my, that kind of evening?
Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!

Share this quote on facebook Lauren: Where are we? We've been driving for hours, and I haven't seen a single white person on the street".
Sandy: There's one.....oops, they got him!
Lauren: That's not funny.

Share this quote on facebook Lauren: You are really determined to get us killed.
Sandy: Oh, get over yourself, he's not gonna kill us.
Lauren: Oh, how can you be so sure?
Sandy: Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building!

Share this quote on facebook Lauren: Oh my god, he's just a child.
Sandy: At least rape's out!

Share this quote on facebook Sandy: You'd better tell her the name, she's kinda cranky.
Lauren: Yeah....I got my period!

Share this quote on facebook Lauren (Impersonating a non-English speaking woman): Excuz please. I vas hoping you ver to help me. How do I to say?
Airline Check-in Agent: You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes!

Share this quote on facebook Lauren: I know! We'll call the President.
Sandy: Oh, I'm sure that's a call he's gonna take. Hi, we're two struggling actresses, we're saving the world! Get real!

Share this quote on facebook The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they gonna fall for all of that?