Parental Guidance (2012)

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Harper decker-Simmons: [with a mouthful of cake] Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!

Share this quote on facebook Diane Decker: Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
Harper Decker Simmons: I stunk.
Diane Decker: You most certainly did not!
[to Dr. Schveer]
Diane Decker: Wasn't she wonderful?
Dr. Schveer: No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!

Share this quote on facebook Artie Decker: [singing] Come in, come in, Mr. Doody. And swim in the swimming pool. I know it's dark when you're hiding, but out here it's really cool. [pauses] Come in, come in, Mr. Doody. 'Cause we've got something to do. And if you hurry, you'll meet Carl the Kangaroo.

Share this quote on facebook Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.

Share this quote on facebook This Christmas it's a battle for the ages

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