Puss in Boots (2011)

Share this quote on facebook [first lines of the film; voice over] Through the years I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!

Share this quote on facebook Don't make the cat angry...

Share this quote on facebook You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!

Share this quote on facebook Fear me, if you dare!

Share this quote on facebook Hello? You are hiding from me? I like to play the games too. I sense in you a kindred spirit. A... [he takes sniff of the air] I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfasty.

Share this quote on facebook [voice over] It was the year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days I bounced along. A hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama and no litter box. Until I came to rest at a home for lost children.

Share this quote on facebook [voice over] I lost everything I cared about that day. My brother, my honor, my home. All I thought about was the disappointment in my mama's eyes. And I have been running ever since. [back to the present as he's finishing telling his story to Kitty] The egg betrayed me. His lies cost me everything.

Share this quote on facebook [about his catnip] It's for my glaucoma.

Share this quote on facebook I will not leave you behind this time, Humpty.

Share this quote on facebook You are what you have always been: my brother.

Share this quote on facebook I always knew that you were good inside. [The Great Terror and the Golden Goose take the golden egg and fly off] Goodbye, Humpty.

Share this quote on facebook [last lines; voice over] This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice and a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover. Really, it is crazy. I am Puss in Boots! And my name would become legend.

Share this quote on facebook [To Puss; in sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!

Share this quote on facebook I'm called Kitty Softpaws, because I'll steal you blind and you'll never notice that I'm there.

Share this quote on facebook It’s been a long time, brother.

Share this quote on facebook Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Be-betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! (Well, not exactly in pieces, but still!) They wrote a song about it!

Share this quote on facebook I’m sorry, okay? How long are you going to hold a grudge? It’s been 7 years! That’s like 35 cat years! (Uh, give or take.) You need me and I... I need you, Puss. Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend: it ain't over easy!

Share this quote on facebook Listen, a day… a day doesn’t go by when I don’t think about what I lost. I lost my best friend, my only friend. And I get it now, I got greedy and desperate and I let you down, I let myself down. All I’m asking for, Puss, is a second chance. Give me that second chance and I’ll help repay you back San Ricardo. Please, Puss. Let me show you what our friendship mean to me.

Share this quote on facebook Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans. [Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?] Oh, thank you.

Share this quote on facebook You mean your home. I… I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.

Share this quote on facebook I'm sorry, Puss. I made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person, I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.

Share this quote on facebook Brothers forever.

Share this quote on facebook [Last words before his death] Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do. [Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won’t, so I won’t make you choose.

Share this quote on facebook Humpty Alexander Dumpty: Are those new boots?
Puss: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!
Humpyty Dumpty: Be-betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! (Well, not exactly in pieces, but still!) They wrote a song about it!

Share this quote on facebook Kitty : [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money! [shows Puss his bag of money]

Share this quote on facebook Kitty: I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there!

Share this quote on facebook Tavern patron #1: Show him the golden eggs. [Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]
Puss: No, please...! You have shown enough.

Share this quote on facebook Young Humpty Dumpty: Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans.
Young Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?
Young Humpty: Oh, thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Jill: [holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss: No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Share this quote on facebook Puss: You set me up (again)?
Humpty: Oh, yeah! I set you up, of course! You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name? (Is that you what thought? Well, no.) This little adventure was about one thing - revenge! You never knew it, Puss, but I was always... there. [Puss remembers when Humpty Dumpty appears in different places, The old man's cottage, the bar, the hotel, the cats' hideout and how Humpty gets picked up by crows] You wanted to repay and old debt, Puss? Well, so did I.
Puss: (So... you were at the cottage, the bar, the hotel and the hideout?) Why would you do this?
Humpty: You left me on that bridge! You abandoned me when I needed you the most. What happened to brothers forever?
Puss: (I only abandoned you on the bridge because you tricked and betrayed me!) I trusted you! (And... and this is the thanks I get?)
Humpty: (Oh, yeah?) Well, now you're finally gonna know what it feels like, you know? To trust someone and have them stab you in the back! Guards!
[The Comandante’s guards surround Puss]
Comandate: Puss in Boots, you are under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo bank!
Humpty: Consider this the final meeting of bean club.

Share this quote on facebook Comandate: 1 hat, 1 belt, and 2 boots… Once a symbol of honor. [a bottle of catnip falls out of his boot] 1 bottle of catnap?!
Puss: Uh… it is for my glaucoma.

Share this quote on facebook Prisoner: No, no! Don't stop on my account? Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted.
Puss: You talking about Hump–?
Prisoner: [stabbles] Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. Happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.
Puss: Wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? [the prisoner has fallen asleep snoring loudly, Puss wakes him up] Hey! What's your name?
Prisoner: Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's family cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours… [falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Puss: Crazy man. WAKE UP! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?
Prisoner (Andy "Jack" Beanstalk): We're all goners… thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge.
Puss: "Don't take the goose." Why? [Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]
Andy "Jack" Beanstalk: [screams] The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
Puss: Oh, no.
Andy Beanstalk: And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
Puss: [gasps] GUARD, SAN RICARDO'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!!!
Guard: Quiet, you.

Share this quote on facebook Humpy: Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do.
Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.
Humpty: I know you won’t, so I won’t make you choose. (So long… brother.) [let's go of the rope]
Puss: Humpty!

Share this quote on facebook Looking good never looked so good.

Share this quote on facebook Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy.

Share this quote on facebook Get ready for an adventure nine lifetimes in the making.

Share this quote on facebook He's been a bad kitty.

Share this quote on facebook Rebel. Lover. Hero.

Share this quote on facebook Nine lives. One destiny.