Road to Utopia (1946)

Share this quote on facebook Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

Share this quote on facebook If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

Share this quote on facebook [singing] You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?

Share this quote on facebook Chester Hooton: Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke Johnson: Iceberg? That's a glacier.

Share this quote on facebook [Chester has the hiccups]
Duke Johnson: Can't you suppress it somehow?
Chester Hooton: Frighten me.
Duke Johnson: I can't, I haven't got a mirror.

Share this quote on facebook Duke Johnson: Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke Johnson: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.

Share this quote on facebook Chester Hooton: Am I dead?
Duke Johnson: I can't tell, you always look that way.

Share this quote on facebook Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

Share this quote on facebook Duke Johnson: Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!