Scream (1996)

Share this quote on facebook I'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence.

Share this quote on facebook [when she, Tatum, and Dewey are discussing who would play her in a movie, in fact, Tori Spelling plays her character in the fictional Stab series] With my luck, I'll end up with Tori Spelling.

Share this quote on facebook [Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?] What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Share this quote on facebook Are you alone in the house?

Share this quote on facebook You know, if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there.

Share this quote on facebook How do you...gut someone?

Share this quote on facebook Hello. Help me, please. I'm at Stu Macher's house on Turner Lane. It's 261. Turner Lane, please. He's gonna trying to kill me.

Share this quote on facebook [after Randy tells him to never say "be right back"] I'm getting another beer. Want one? [Randy: Yeah, sure.] I'll be right back!!

Share this quote on facebook [speaking into voice-box] Surprise, Sidney.

Share this quote on facebook Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause—let's face it, baby—these days, you gotta have a sequel.

Share this quote on facebook [after Sidney calls the police] My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

Share this quote on facebook I can't, Billy. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.

Share this quote on facebook [after Gale reveals that she was still alive] She looked dead, man. Still does.

Share this quote on facebook [bleeding to death and Billy throws the phone on him] Ow! Fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!

Share this quote on facebook You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.

Share this quote on facebook [after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun] Um, Houston, we have a problem!

Share this quote on facebook I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.

Share this quote on facebook See, it's a fun game, Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die.

Share this quote on facebook [after dragging out Sidney's beaten, bound, and gagged father] What's behind door number three, Sidney?

Share this quote on facebook [last words] I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [Sidney bites Stu's wrist, and he screams in pain.] Ohhhhh, God! [Sidney hits Stu with a vase.] Bitch! [Sidney: In your dreams!] [Sidney drops a TV on his face, severely electrocuting him, and killing him instantly.]

Share this quote on facebook What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?

Share this quote on facebook Loose the titties.

Share this quote on facebook [after Stu tells Sidney she dies if she gets a question wrong] If you get it right, you die.

Share this quote on facebook It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.

Share this quote on facebook [after he tells Sidney to play a game called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?" and she says "Fuck you!"] We already played that game, remember?

Share this quote on facebook [to Sidney] I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother!

Share this quote on facebook What's the matter, Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Share this quote on facebook [when Sidney asks why they're murdering people] It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?"!

Share this quote on facebook It works better without the safety on.

Share this quote on facebook This is Gale Weathers, signing off.

Share this quote on facebook [last words] Say hello to your mother! [gets poked through his umbrella stab wound and screams; almost stabs Sidney, but he gets shot in the right shoulder by Gale] [Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.] [his supposed dead body is examined] [Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.] [wakes up to try to attack; Gale screams, but Sidney shoots him through the head] [Sidney: Not in my movie.]

Share this quote on facebook Don't go there, Sid; you're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick.

Share this quote on facebook Billy and his penis don't deserve you, okay?

Share this quote on facebook Cut Casper, that's a wrap!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? Okay, let's see. [mock terror] Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!

Share this quote on facebook Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

Share this quote on facebook [after Gale insults Sidney and she punches her] "I'll send you a copy"—bam! Bitch went down! "I'll send you a copy"—bam! Sid, super bitch! You are so cool!

Share this quote on facebook [to Dewey] Janitor's your superior.

Share this quote on facebook EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!

Share this quote on facebook [after Billy reveals himself as the killer and points his gun at Randy] Oh, fuck! [Billy shoots him as he screams in pain]

Share this quote on facebook Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.

Share this quote on facebook If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath—would you be standing in the horror section?

Share this quote on facebook Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?

Share this quote on facebook There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.

Share this quote on facebook See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

Share this quote on facebook [in Jerry Lewis's voice] Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.

Share this quote on facebook This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.

Share this quote on facebook I told you not to hang up on me.

Share this quote on facebook [after Casey tells him to listen to her] No, you listen to me, you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, you understand? Blonde.

Share this quote on facebook [Casey says she's going to call the cops] They'd never make it in time!

Share this quote on facebook [after being asked what he wants] To see what your insides look like.

Share this quote on facebook IF YOU HANG UP ON ME, YOU'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER! Do you wanna die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't!

Share this quote on facebook [phone rings a fourth time]
Casey Becker: Shit. [picks up phone] Yes?
Phone Voice: [in a threatening tone] I told you not to hang up on me.
Casey Becker: What do you want?
Phone Voice: To talk.
Casey Becker: Well...dial someone else, okay? [hangs up]

Share this quote on facebook [phone rings a fifth time]
Casey Becker: [picks up phone annoyed] Listen, asshole!
Phone Voice: No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand?! [chuckles] Yeah.
Casey Becker: Is this some kind of joke?
Phone Voice: More of a game, really. Can you handle that, Blondie? [Casey rushes to lock two doors, looks out the front door] Can you see me?
Casey Becker: Listen. I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Phone Voice: They'd never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.
Casey Becker: What do you want?
Phone Voice: To see what your insides look like. [Casey begins crying, hangs up phone]

Share this quote on facebook [Steve dies]
Phone Voice: [laughs evilly] Hey, we're not finished yet. Final question. Are you ready?
Casey Becker: [sobbing] Please, please, leave me alone.
Phone Voice: Answer the question and I will. What door am I at?
Casey Becker: What?
Phone Voice: There are two main doors to your house. The front door and the patio doors. If you answer correctly, you live. Very simple.
Casey Becker: [sobbing] Don't do this. I can't, I won't.
Phone Voice: Your call. [window smashes]

Share this quote on facebook Gale Weathers: Isn't there a back way out of this building?
Kenny: Yeah. Down that alley, I think. [he and Gale try to look for Sidney]
[Dewey, Sidney and Tatum exit the police station]
Deputy Dewey Riley: You guys just stay here. I'm gonna get the car. Don't move. Don't make a sound.
[Dewey quickly goes to police car; Tatum comforts Sidney]
Gale Weathers: There she is. [she and Kenny appear to Sidney and Tatum] Sidney Hi. That was some night. What happened? Are you all right?
Tatum Riley: [backs away the microphone] She's not answering any questions, all right? Just leave us alone.
Sidney Prescott: No. No. Tatum. It's okay. [starts to smile] She's just doin' her job. Right, Gale?
Gale Weathers: Yes, that's right.
Sidney Prescott: So, how's the book?
Gale Weathers: Well, it'll be out later this year.
Sidney Prescott: Oh, I'll look for it. [turns around to get in car]
Gale Weathers: I'll send you a copy!
[Sidney turns around, punches Gale in face, falls backwards before Kenny catches her; Dewey exits car and sees this]
Kenny: Jeez. Nice shot.
Gale Weathers: Bitch!
[Dewey takes Sidney to his car; Tatum follows]
Kenny: No, I mean, camera shot.
Deputy Dewey Riley: [disapprovingly; to Sidney] Where'd you learn to punch like that?

Share this quote on facebook Tatum Riley: God, I loved it. "I'll send you a copy--" Bam! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy--"— Bam! Sid, super-bitch! You are so cool.
Deputy Dewey Riley: [enters Tatum's room with bag of ice] Thought you might want some ice for that right hook. [throws bag]
Sidney Prescott:[catches bag] Thanks.
Deputy Dewey Riley: I'll be right next door. Try to get some sleep.
Tatum Riley: Yeah, yeah. [Dewey exits]

Share this quote on facebook Sidney Prescott: Hello?
Phone Voice: Hello, Sidney.
Sidney Prescott: [eyes widen] No!
Phone Voice: Poor Billy-boyfriend. An innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you.
Sidney Prescott: Leave me alone!
Phone Voice: Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.
Sidney Prescott: Who are you?
Phone Voice: Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough. I promise.

Share this quote on facebook Billy Loomis: [after Sydney disappears] Where are they? Where are they?
Stu Macher: [coughs] I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man.
Billy Loomis: Where the fuck--?
[phone rings]
Stu Macher: Should I let the machine get it?
Billy Loomis: [picks up phone] Hello?
Sidney Prescott: [as Ghostface] Are you alone in the house?
Billy Loomis: Bitch! You bitch, where the fuck are you?!
Sidney Prescott: [as Ghostface] Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called [normal voice] guess who just called the police, and reported your sorry motherfucking ass?!
Billy Loomis: Find her, you dipshit! Get up!
Stu Macher: I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.
Billy Loomis: [puts phone on Stu and whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.
Stu Macher: Hello?
Sidney Prescott: Ohh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?
Stu Macher: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
Billy Loomis: We'll rip you up, you bitch, just like your fucking mother!
Sidney Prescott: You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy!
Billy Loomis: [angrily] Fuck! [throws phone]
Stu Macher: [gets hit by phone] Ow. Fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!
Billy Loomis: [smashing everything] Fucker, where are you?! Aah! [rips pillow] Aah, you fuck! [angrily growls]
Stu Macher: Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu Macher: [worried and scared; as Billy smashes everything in background] My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.
Billy Loomis: Aaah! Bitch!

Share this quote on facebook Stu Macher: [his last words] I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [Sidney bites Stu's wrist, and he screams in pain.] Ohhhhh, God! [Sidney hits Stu with a vase.] [dazed] Bitch!
Sydney Prescott: In your dreams! [Stu screams as Sidney drops a TV on his face, severely electrocuting him, and killing him instantly]

Share this quote on facebook Don't Answer The Door, Don't Leave The House, Don't Answer The Phone, But Most Of All, Don't SCREAM.

Share this quote on facebook Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Try To Escape.

Share this quote on facebook From The First Name In Suspense Comes The Last Word In Fear.

Share this quote on facebook Make Your Last Breath Count.

Share this quote on facebook Now someone is victim and someone is a suspect.

Share this quote on facebook Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far. Solving this mystery is going to be murder.