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Screwed is a american film of genre Comedy directed by Scott Alexander released in USA on 12 may 2000 with Norm Macdonald

Screwed (2000)

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Dialogue

Share this quote on facebook [after Rusty hits the cop over his head with a desk lamp]
Willard: What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty: I was scared!
Willard: So every time you're scared, you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?

Share this quote on facebook Rusty: And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!
Willard: Mugged? It was more like rape!
[silence]
Willard: Well, not real rape.

Share this quote on facebook Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!"

Share this quote on facebook Rusty: Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!

Share this quote on facebook Police in Car: Halt! This is the police!
Rusty: Well, no shit!

Share this quote on facebook Miss Crock: Whoooooo cares?

Share this quote on facebook Miss Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!
Willard: You ain't got to do nothing until I tell you, you smelly old bitch!

Share this quote on facebook Miss Crock: [after finding out the Danish are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom] Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!

Tagline

Share this quote on facebook Everyone gets it in the end.