Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Share this quote on facebook Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!

Share this quote on facebook How can one woman do so much damage? (ship cracks) Uh...

Share this quote on facebook [While going to rescue Marina from the giant snow bird] Oh, she couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Big as a freakin' ship. Marina? Marina's looking the other way.

Share this quote on facebook Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon.

Share this quote on facebook See, in the hands of an expert, a good knife has 1,001 uses.

Share this quote on facebook [to Marina] Yes, we've done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing.

Share this quote on facebook [while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested] Woah! Get a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!

Share this quote on facebook [About a sailor on Proteus' ship who was spat up by the sea monster and kept fighting] Give that guy a raise!

Share this quote on facebook [arguing with Marina] A ship is no place for a woman.

Share this quote on facebook [to Sinbad] You... you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable....

Share this quote on facebook Are you crazy! I saved your life!

Share this quote on facebook [to Eris] You're wrong about him! You don't know what's in his heart!

Share this quote on facebook [to Sinbad, heartbroken] I can't watch you die! [whispers] I love you.

Share this quote on facebook [About Sinbad] He's so cute. And so gullible.

Share this quote on facebook Enough talking! Time for some screaming.

Share this quote on facebook [Has just impersonated Sinbad attacking the guard in charge of the Book of Peace] I love playing pretend.

Share this quote on facebook [At the edge of the world] We are going to die!

Share this quote on facebook [to Marina] Indeed, signorina. Only the most foolish of captains would dare sail through this.

Share this quote on facebook Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Sinbad: Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Share this quote on facebook Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

Share this quote on facebook Kale: What happened down here?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]

Share this quote on facebook Proteus: Do you realize how serious this is?
Sinbad: Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?

Share this quote on facebook Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: Oh, and the women!
Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Exactly!

Share this quote on facebook Marina: Knife, please.
Sinbad: Okay, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

Share this quote on facebook [Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?
Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch.

Share this quote on facebook Marina: So, how do we get down?
Sinbad: I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!

Share this quote on facebook Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.

Share this quote on facebook Marina: You're rescuing me.
Sinbad: Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

Share this quote on facebook [after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]
Sailors: No Spike... Don't...
[Spike vomits]
Sailor: Hey, where'd he get the carrots?

Share this quote on facebook Sinbad: Who's bad? Sin-bad!
Marina: Agh, men!

Share this quote on facebook Rat: It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world!
Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]

Share this quote on facebook Rat: [To Marina as she is being attacked by Cyclops] Signorina! I'll save you!
Sinbad: [To Kale] Save Rat.
Kale: Right.

Share this quote on facebook Grum and Chum: Andrew Birch

Share this quote on facebook Li: Chung Chan