Sixteen Candles (1984)

Share this quote on facebook I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Share this quote on facebook I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Share this quote on facebook Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease.

Share this quote on facebook Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.

Share this quote on facebook Very nice! We're here five minutes, and I–! I'm at a loss!

Share this quote on facebook No more yankie rum drinkie. The Donger need food!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, sexy girlfriend!

Share this quote on facebook What's happenin', hot stuff?

Share this quote on facebook Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Share this quote on facebook Jake Ryan: I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

Share this quote on facebook Ginny Baker: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.

Share this quote on facebook Dorothy Baker: [to Jake Ryan on the phone] Now you listen to me, mister! God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you! And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to stay clear of the likes of you! Now goodnight and goodbye!

Share this quote on facebook Howard Baker: [to Jake Ryan on the phone] Are you the little beggar that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up?
Jake: Would it be possible for you to tell me if there's a Samantha Baker here? And if there is, may I speak with her briefly?
Howard Baker: Yes, it is, and no, you may not!

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: Just answer me one question.
Samantha: Yes, you're a total drag.
The Geek: Ha ha ha. That's not the question. [pauses] Am I turning you on?

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: So, I mean, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over you.
'The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's...
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: VERY hostile!

Share this quote on facebook Samantha: You know, just now I really felt how much you like me.
The Geek: You're probably zoning in on my brain waves or something.
Samantha: Well, not really. I felt it on my leg.

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: I know I came on kinda like a poser on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.
Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?
The Geek: Yeah, but, the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipwads.
Samantha: Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person.

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: [about Samantha] She's cranked for you. I told her you asked about her, right? The girl freaked. She had a fit. She thinks you're the cat's meow!
Jake: Really? She came up to me in the gym tonight. She looked at me like I was a loner.
The Geek: Girls will do that, Jake. You know? They know that guys are like in perpetual heat, right? They know we do it, and they enjoy pumping us up. It's pure power politics, I'm telling you.
Jake: I thought she hated my guts.
The Geek: Games, Jake. Silly torturous games. You know how many times I've gone without lunch because some witch borrows my lunch money? Any halfway decent girl can rob me - blind! Because I'm too torqued up to say no. It's heinous, I'm telling you.
Jake: You better not be lying to me. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime.
The Geek: Jake, would I lie to you? Let me put it to you this way: what happens to me if I lie to you?
Jake: Heh, I'd kick you.
The Geek: Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, that if all you want of the girl is a piece of her, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me to kick you. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
Jake: I can get a piece of her anytime I want. Shoot, I've got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.
The Geek: [almost chokes on a pretzel] What are you waiting for?

Share this quote on facebook Jake: I'll make a deal with you. [about Samantha's panties] You let me keep these, I'll let you take Caroline home. But you gotta make sure she gets home, you can't leave her in some parking lot. Okay?
The Geek: Jake, I'm only a freshman.
Jake: So, she's so blitzed she won't know the difference.
The Geek: Jake, I don't have a car.
Jake: You can take mine.
The Geek: Jake, I don't have a license.
Jake: I trust you.

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: This is your car, Jake?
Jake: No, this is my dad's car. You said you can't drive a stick.
The Geek: This is a...! This is a Rolls Royce, Jake.
Jake: So?
The Geek: So? So? I heard the grill alone costs five grand on this. Five grand! Do you have five grand? I don't have five grand.
Jake: Then don't hit anything.
The Geek: [incredulous] Ha ha! Don't hit anything.

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: Jake is your dad a big man, or...?
Jake: Oh, about 6'4".
The Geek: Very nice.

Share this quote on facebook The Geek: [as Caroline is slapping him awake] Dammit, Mom, I've got my headgear on!
Caroline: [annoyed] Will you wake up?
The Geek: [opens eyes] Where the hell am I?
Caroline: I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are.
The Geek: I'm Farmer Ted.
Caroline: You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.
The Geek: You own a church?

Share this quote on facebook Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back.
Jake: Thanks for coming over.
Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.
Jake: Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true. [they kiss]

Share this quote on facebook It's the time of your life that may last a lifetime.

Share this quote on facebook When you're just sixteen anything can happen!

Share this quote on facebook Stuck between a nitwit and a heart-throb

Share this quote on facebook Turning sixteen isn't easy, when you've fallen in love... for the first time