Slither (2006)

Share this quote on facebook I will never understand what joy a grown man gets using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer.

Share this quote on facebook Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe.

Share this quote on facebook I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all.

Share this quote on facebook My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested.

Share this quote on facebook Well, now that is some fucked up shit.

Share this quote on facebook Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!

Share this quote on facebook Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth. Now, I believe when God said that, he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two!

Share this quote on facebook Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time!

Share this quote on facebook If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated.

Share this quote on facebook Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that.

Share this quote on facebook I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla...

Share this quote on facebook Hey there, killer!

Share this quote on facebook It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?

Share this quote on facebook I've been around a billion years. You think you can fuck with me?

Share this quote on facebook Starla Grant: When Darwin said "fittest," he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, or the most intelligent, or any one trait. He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. Now, we humans, we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. But we're neophytes. We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species?

Share this quote on facebook Brenda: [as the alien slugs tear her apart on the inside] Those little fuckers are tearing me apart!

Share this quote on facebook Tourneur: He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war.

Share this quote on facebook Kylie Strutemyer: His real face looks like a needle. But he's always got another. He goes from place to place, worids, planets, killing them. Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. And the rest he eats till they're gone. Now he's here.

Share this quote on facebook Wally Whale: Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long.
Bill Pardy: Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you.
Wally Whale: What's that?
Bill Pardy: Fuck you, fat ass.

Share this quote on facebook Brenda Gutierezz: I thought maybe you was dead after the other night.
Grant Grant: I am dead. Don't I look it?

Share this quote on facebook Jack McReady: Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass!
Bill Pardy: Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.

Share this quote on facebook Jack McReady: Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease.
Bill Pardy: What?
Jack McReady: Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, you got your Lyme disease.
Bill Pardy: And that makes you look like a squid?
Jack McReady: Well, fuck you all for laughing.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Pardy: Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. That rancher with the cleft palate?
Wally Whale: Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk.
Bill Pardy: Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Pardy: Hey, Starla. You remember that time we were kids and you came knocking on my window in the middle of the night? So Starla here, 12. I guess I was 14. I said, "Starla, what the hell are you doing out there?" She says that she's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star. And she knew I was in the ROTC, so she says she needs a bodyguard and invites me to come along. And I said, "Starla, if there's anyone who can take care of herself, "I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline."
Wally Whale: How far did you get?
Starla Grant: About the bus stop. Because Ranger Rick here called my dad.
Wally Whale: Damn. A cop from the get-go. You son of a bitch!
Starla Grant: You fucked up our fame and fortune there, Bill Pardy.
Bill Pardy: Yeah. Yeah, I guess maybe I did.

Share this quote on facebook Starla Grant: [to a transformed Grant] You're just sick. We're just here to take you to get some help. Right now. And I'm gonna stay by you. Just like I swore I would. For better or worse.
Bill Pardy: Much fuckin' worse...

Share this quote on facebook Jack McCready: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Bill Pardy: Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it.

Share this quote on facebook Jack McCready: He's a goddamn Martian?
Bill Pardy: Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Jack McCready: Or it's a general term meaning "outer space fucker."
Bill Pardy: No, it isn't.
Jack McCready: Look it up, cocksucker.

Share this quote on facebook Kylie Strutemyer: What are we gonna do now?
Bill Pardy: Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things.
Kylie Strutemyer: That's kind of negative.
Bill Pardy: Well, it's been that sort of day.

Share this quote on facebook Starla Grant: Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now, hey, Bill?
Bill Pardy: Oh, hell, Starla, I always regretted that.

Share this quote on facebook What's Gotten Into You?

Share this quote on facebook Horror Has a New Face

Share this quote on facebook Slug it out.

Share this quote on facebook Feed the fear.