Space Chimps (2008)

Share this quote on facebook Whoa, which one of us lost our flashlight? That moves? Really fast? Behind rocks? &... has a head?

Share this quote on facebook What? (Said quite often in the movie.)

Share this quote on facebook Bill Gates: Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified filed theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
Titan: [singing:] I am Titan, I am strong!
Ham: [singing:] No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What?
Dr. Bob: And to think, I almost dropped out of Havard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity.

Share this quote on facebook Luna: Let me just say one thing.
Comet: [listening through radio] Luna's alive!
Luna: You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I've met.
Houston: [listening through radio] Ham's alive.

Share this quote on facebook Titan: You could help me find my crew.
Zartog: There are more?
Splork: Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle.
Zartog: What kind of idiot would go in there?
Titan: Ham.

Share this quote on facebook [Ham and Luna are walking around the planet]
Luna: (recording) Lieutenant's log: We are stranded on a hostile alien planet. Commander Titan has been kidnapped-
[Ham grabs Luna's recorder]
Ham: And we're falling in love!
Luna: No we're not! Ignore that last part! Delete! Delete!

Share this quote on facebook Ham: Ow! Easy on the fur "Furious George"!
Titan: Unruly Crew member has been detained.
Ham: Ow!
Titan: Enact regulation number 815.
Ham: [sarcastically] What's regulation 815?
Titan: [smiles suspiciously]
[scene cuts to Ham tied outside of the rocket]
Ham: Guys! I gotta pee!