State and Main (2000)

Share this quote on facebook [On his habit of sleeping with underage girls] Everybody needs a hobby.

Share this quote on facebook [after wrecking his car] So that happened.

Share this quote on facebook It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.

Share this quote on facebook This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town.

Share this quote on facebook I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian...

Share this quote on facebook If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.

Share this quote on facebook I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory.

Share this quote on facebook Walt Price: What does he like?
Bill Smith: 14-year-old girls.
Walt Price: Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl. How's my math?

Share this quote on facebook Decorator: Do you want to see the firemen's costumes? Because I found this mole skin for the color...
Production Assistant: Marty Rossen has touched down
Walt Price: Okay.
Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. It's not brown...
Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.

Share this quote on facebook Joseph Turner White: You believe that?
Ann Black: I do if you do.
Joseph Turner White: But it's absurd.
Ann Black: So is our electoral process. But we still vote.

Share this quote on facebook Joseph Turner White: Ever wonder why the Dalmatian's the symbol of the firehouse?
Ann Black: First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.
Joseph Turner White: That's why the Dalmatian?
Ann Black: It was either that, or a sardine.

Share this quote on facebook Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!

Share this quote on facebook Bob Barrenger: I know my lines.
Walt Price: You do?
Bob Barrenger: I just don't know what order they come in.

Share this quote on facebook Joseph Turner White: I may have to go to jail.
Ann Black: I'll knit you a sweater.
Joseph Turner White: I'm gonna be in there a long time.
Ann Black: I'll knit you a jumpsuit.