Surf II: The End of the Trilogy (1984)

Share this quote on facebook Written and directed by Randall M. Badat.

Share this quote on facebook Good ol' Buzzz Cola, gets them every time!

Share this quote on facebook I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what? [lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts] With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?!

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] Can you relate?

Share this quote on facebook [having an argument on the phone] Oh yeah, one more thing, O'Finlay: SCHLONG! [hangs up] What an asshole.

Share this quote on facebook [seeing his son sabotage his surfing bet] I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him.

Share this quote on facebook I want you to dust the beach for prints.

Share this quote on facebook Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your heads.

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] A-bow-bow!

Share this quote on facebook [after watching a zombie smash open a vending machine with its head] Must be from L.A.! A-bow-bow!

Share this quote on facebook Chuck's Dad: If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, but for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids from drinking cola and surfing, it's the American way! [on the verge of tears] Surfing's built this town...and it's damn well built this country.

Share this quote on facebook Bob: Don't think, just drink!

Share this quote on facebook Sparkle: Menlo Schwartzer was a genius...a brilliant chemist. Talk about having it all: he was short, ugly, near-sighted and carried a slide rule.

Share this quote on facebook Chuck's Mom: You people are so full of shit your eyes are brown!

Share this quote on facebook Becker: Full moon out. Perfect for night surfing.
Jocko: Yeah, you wanna come watch?
Sparkle: I don't think that's a very good idea...aren't you worried about those two guys who got mutilated out there today?
Jocko: Nah, we'll surf around them.

Share this quote on facebook Principal Daddy-O: What have we here, Chef?
Chief Boyardie: Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".

Share this quote on facebook [At the morgue]
Chief Boyardie: This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.
Bob: What is it?
Chief Boyardie: Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck: What happened?
Chief Boyardie: We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck: How do you know?
Chief Boyardie: There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner: Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.

Share this quote on facebook Bob: [noticing bikini babes] Check it out!
Chuck: Whoa! Wenches!
[both approach the girls]
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
Bikini Babe: Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Bob: Are you clean?

Share this quote on facebook Johnny Big Head: [steps into a driving arcade game] Have to drive to stay alive!
Cindy Lou: Johnny, you can't: it says it's out of order.
Johnny Big Head: Don't matter! I can't read!
Chuck: He's got an IQ of 53.
Cindy Lou: That's impossible!
Johnny Big Head: I know! I cheated! A-bow-bow!

Share this quote on facebook [Johnny Big Head cuts off the top of a Cadillac with a chainsaw]
Mrs. Big Head: Which car are you taking, Johnny?
Johnny Big Head: The convertible!

Share this quote on facebook Lindy Sue: [about the zombified Jocko] Last night he broke into the grocery store and drank six gallons of anti-freeze!
Chuck: Really? We haven't had a cold snap since January.

Share this quote on facebook Sparkle: Oh, Bunny, I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Menlo Schwartzer: Oh yeah? What about the time Daddy-O displayed the booger collection in your pencil case at the pep rally?

Share this quote on facebook Chuck: Is he dead?
Bob: Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!

Share this quote on facebook Beaker: [cuts into a zombie corpse with a bone saw. It screams.] I thought you said he was dead!
Chuck: Maybe he was sleeping.
Beaker: NOT ANYMORE! [maniacally continues cutting]

Share this quote on facebook [after pulling a carburetor, a stingray and other objects from a dead zombie's stomach]
Bob: So what is he?
Beaker: Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.

Share this quote on facebook Beaker: This cola may be causing very serious physiological damage!
Bob's Dad: Like what?
Beaker: I didn't want to say it...uh, Bob's Dad, but this cola may be turning your kids into zombies!
Principal Daddy-O: What a dork.

Share this quote on facebook Sparkle: Bunny, that's enough.
Menlo Schwartzer: Enough? Why, I just started!
Sparkle: Please stop, before it's too late.
Menlo Schwartzer: "Too late"? That's rich, it's already too late!
Chuck: What time is it?
Menlo Schwartzer: Oh, it's about a quarter to-...NEVER MIND THAT!

Share this quote on facebook The Movie That Gives Insanity A Bad Name!

Share this quote on facebook Linda Kerridge - Sparkle

Share this quote on facebook Peter Isacksen - Beaker

Share this quote on facebook Joshua Cadman - Johnny Big Head

Share this quote on facebook Biff Manard - Bob's Dad