Sydney White (2007)

Share this quote on facebook I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

Share this quote on facebook Sometimes a girl just needs her mom.

Share this quote on facebook Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.

Share this quote on facebook It's a disease... one without a cure.

Share this quote on facebook Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

Share this quote on facebook They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!

Share this quote on facebook I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.

Share this quote on facebook As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.

Share this quote on facebook Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.

Share this quote on facebook If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.

Share this quote on facebook You realize she was flirting with you.

Share this quote on facebook Tyler, have you lost your mind?

Share this quote on facebook Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!

Share this quote on facebook She's kinda scary.

Share this quote on facebook Purple's pretty.

Share this quote on facebook Welcome to Hell, skanks!

Share this quote on facebook Still fairest of them all.

Share this quote on facebook Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.

Share this quote on facebook Let me be your Greek guide.

Share this quote on facebook The Kappas are just a little intense.

Share this quote on facebook Kappas could use a girl like you.

Share this quote on facebook Now it's a date, huh?

Share this quote on facebook You really are a dork.

Share this quote on facebook [talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?

Share this quote on facebook You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.

Share this quote on facebook We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them.

Share this quote on facebook Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational.

Share this quote on facebook And I think I'm in love with a dork!

Share this quote on facebook AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!

Share this quote on facebook It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty.

Share this quote on facebook You are such a... a bitch!

Share this quote on facebook Professor Carleton: We are taught from an early age that this is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. But what many Americans do not know is how much the Founding Fathers were as scared of democracy as they were of British oppression. Can anyone tell me why that is?
Snoring noise is heard in seats
Professor Carleton: The young man snoring there, perhaps?
Class laughs, Jeremy jostles Embele awake
Jeremy{whispering}: Come on, get up!
Embele{drowsily}: The Founding Fathers were afraid direct democracy would ruin the American people the same way it doomed the Roman Republic. Alexander Hamilton even advocated a monarchy. Embele yawns
Professor Carleton{surprised}: Correct. We are trained to think the more power the people have the better.
Terrence is repeating to himself the professor's lecture verbatim
Professor Carleton & Terrence: Can anyone tell me why is this not neccesarily so?
Terrence hoists his hand high
Professor Carleton: Ah, Terrence. Still here after eight years! class laugh What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time? Why not you, Miss?
Professor motions to Sydney
Sydney: White. Well, I have to say that...uh...
Rachel Witchburn{interrupting}: Most Americans do not concern themselves with the issues. There could be arguments for keeping things say a little more...elite? Maybe even certain kinds of oligarchies.
Sydney: I have to say that that is underestimating the masses a bit, not to mention overestimating the elites. Aparthied was an oligarchy, and no one wants that to return.
Professor Carleton: Interesting/

Share this quote on facebook Three dorks are staring at Sydney's sports bra, which she has hung out to dry
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

Share this quote on facebook Embele is snoozing in the living room of "The Vortex"
Sydney: Why is he asleep?
Lenny: Embele is from Abuja, Nigeria. Interesting geography fact is that our time zone and theirs are literally on the other side of the world. Our 10 PM is their 10 AM, so he has not yet adjusted.
Sydney: I see. How long has Embele been studying in the United States?
Lenny: Three years.

Share this quote on facebook Gurkin: This from the guy who still is a Junior Tiger Guide.
George: I am only one merit badge away from getting promoted to Tiger Guide.
Gurkin: Yeah, I can tell which one.
Camera shows George is wearing Velcro-strap sneakers
George: Knots are hard.

Share this quote on facebook Amy: My diet is working! I lost five pounds!.
Rachel{sweetly}: That is so great Amy!
Amy departs in other direction
Rachel{talking to herself}: Looks like your ass found it.

Share this quote on facebook Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.

Share this quote on facebook Tyler is playing video games with the dorks
Tyler: You guys should come over to the Beta house sometime.
Lenny: How come?
Tyler: We play a lot of video games too. We are like you guys. Why, what did you think the Betas did?
Spanky: We thought you went after hot babes nonstop.
Tyler: Hate to burst your bubble, but for the most part the Betas struggle with girls like most other men.
Sydney: Tyler, what you said is like revealing that there is no Santa Claus.
George stares in shock
Sydney: Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Share this quote on facebook Sydney is surprised to see her father's pickup truck on campus, in addition to her father
Sydney: Dad? You drove all this way to see me?
John White: Something about your call did not sound right. Only factor that perplexed me was that you were not at the Kappa house.
Sydney explains her railroading at the hands of Rachel Witchburn and how she has failed to follow in her mother's footsteps
John White: Sweetheart, respecting your mother is not about reliving her life. One big reason I fell in love with her was that she always stood up for her friends in need, no matter how hard it was. And on that, you are exactly like her.