Teen Beach Movie (2013)

Share this quote on facebook [while he and McKenzie are captured by Les Camembert] It could be worse. At least my favorite movie wasn't "Tarantulas on a Train."

Share this quote on facebook I know karate! And, like, two other Japanese words.

Share this quote on facebook [overhearing the diabolical plot of a pair of movie villains] And this thing never won an Oscar.

Share this quote on facebook [stuck inside the lighthouse with the machine about to blow up] I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.

Share this quote on facebook McKenzie: Remember that movie about the robot who drank liquor from an abandoned spaceship, turned into a vampire middle school teacher who taught the entire school how to salsa dance, and then went on to win the regional championship?
Brady: Yeah.
McKenzie: That movie made more sense than this.

Share this quote on facebook Lela: We're gonna surf.
Tanner: What, you like to surf?
Lela: I know! It's like riding a cloud. Except the cloud is water.
Tanner: No way! I said the same thing! Except, well... Not right now.
Lela: I know that Bikers aren't supposed to like surfing, but I don't care. Oh, my gosh. I don't care!
Tanner: You don't? Hey, you know what?
Lela: No, I don't know that either.
Tanner: I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
Lela: Are you serious?
Tanner: No, I'm Tanner.
Lela: I grew up riding.
Tanner: Is that why you're... stunning as a moon, lighteth up a day?
Lela: Who said that?
Tanner: I just did.
Lela: Wow, I really like your low voice.
Tanner: Thanks. I can do HIIIIGH too.

Share this quote on facebook Brady: So all you guys do around here is hang, eat and, surf?
Tanner: Is there any other way?
Brady: Sounds perfect.

Share this quote on facebook McKenzie: You know what I have never done?
Lela: Eaten a rock? Kissed a squirrel?
McKenzie: All exciting things, but no.

Share this quote on facebook [Dr. Fusion and Camembert are stuck on a floating device in the middle of the ocean after being blown out from the lighthouse]
Les Camembert: I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.
Dr. Fusion: Movie? What movie?
Les Camembert: Glad you asked. It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.
Dr. Fusion: Intriguing. [takes off his fake mustache] Tell me more.

Share this quote on facebook Brady: You know what we should do?
McKenzie: Surf?
Brady: Sing!
[the two of them and a bunch of other people break out in a dance and song number]

Share this quote on facebook Mollee Gray as Giggles

Share this quote on facebook William Loftis as Lugnut

Share this quote on facebook Jessica Lee Keller as Struts

Share this quote on facebook Lavon Fischer-Wilson as Big Momma