Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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Share this quote on facebook [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.

Share this quote on facebook I think this is it, guys!

Share this quote on facebook All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer] We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

Share this quote on facebook [on a subway] All aboard! [attacks the Foot]

Share this quote on facebook [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!

Share this quote on facebook Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

Share this quote on facebook [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey!

Share this quote on facebook [smashes through a Foot SUV and grabs the wheel] Hey, I'm drivin'!

Share this quote on facebook Please keep your hands and feet inside the shell at all times!

Share this quote on facebook Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out. [takes off his mask] Right?

Share this quote on facebook [doing a handstand on a swivel chair] Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter tosses a pizza at Michelangelo] Starting to crack...

Share this quote on facebook DUDE!

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer] I always wanted to try this... [uses his staff as a fulcrum to tip over a moving SUV]

Share this quote on facebook [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?

Share this quote on facebook Oh my Gosh, they have guns!

Share this quote on facebook BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!

Share this quote on facebook [knocks down the Shredder] Cowabunga.

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer; to Leo] Why are you always telling me what to do? [punches out a Foot Ninja behind Leonardo]

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer; faces Shredder] Come on!

Share this quote on facebook Let's do it for Sensei!

Share this quote on facebook Let's go save my brothers!

Share this quote on facebook My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of.

Share this quote on facebook Listen closely, April. I don't remember a time before living in that laboratory. That fateful night started like any other: Sachs gave us our injections, your father made sure our vital signs were strong, and you as always provided us with a special treat. After the brothers went to sleep, I heard loud voices... it was the smell of smoke. Alarms sounded. Your father had discovered the truth behind the man he was working for. He set fire to the lab; his last breath was taken trying to destroy Shredder's plan. I was terrified. But then you appeared, and ushered us to safety. I never had a voice, then. But I thank you now, April.

Share this quote on facebook Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew, one day they would want to explore the world above. [remembers the young turtles dancing to Hollaback Girl] They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically. [while sweeping, Splinter finds a book on ninjutsu] And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready.

Share this quote on facebook [in Japanese] Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Share this quote on facebook [to Karai] I do not believe in fairy tales.

Share this quote on facebook All these years, I have been seeking to recreate the mutagen, and you.....you just handed it to me.

Share this quote on facebook [beats the Turtles] Enough! The lesson is over.

Share this quote on facebook [April: SHREDDER!] [stabs the Shredder with one of Raphael's sais] You stupid little girl...

Share this quote on facebook Eric Sachs: I'm going to be rich! Like, stupid rich!

Share this quote on facebook Taylor: Mom, can I move back home?

Share this quote on facebook Bernadette Thompson: There are four six-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?

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Splinter: You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing - a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Share this quote on facebook April: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss. Ahhhhh... we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello:: Well, technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: Oh, and we're teenagers, but we can still have adult conversations.
April: So, you're... ninja mutant turtle teenagers?
Donnie: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

Share this quote on facebook Leo: I think this is it, guys!
[April and the Turtles start to plummet to the ground]
Leo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donnie: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Mikey: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leo: Raph?
Raph: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donnie: Raph… we made it.
Mikey: You crying?
Raph: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.

Share this quote on facebook [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]
Splinter: Where have you been? [knocks down Leonardo]
Raph: We were working out! [gets knocked down]
Donnie: I forgot to soak my retainer! [gets knocked down]
Mikey: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping and walking, he's totally innocent! [gets knocked down]

Share this quote on facebook [Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the 5-cheese pizza, but this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, the 99-cheese pizza!
Mikey: It's not possible...
Donnie: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donnie: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Mikey: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Mikey: [cracks] Alright, alright, alright. We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages and we kicked some serious butt in there and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture… but we took care of it!

Share this quote on facebook Splinter: Shredder.
Shredder: All these years I've been trying to recreate the mutagen, and you... you just handed it to me.
Splinter: [draws his sword] You will not lay a hand on my sons!
Shredder: [laughs] Your sons? You think you're their father?

Share this quote on facebook The leader. The brains. The attitude. And Mikey.

Share this quote on facebook Mysterious. Dangerous. Reptilious. You've never seen heroes like this.

Share this quote on facebook Meet the new face of justice.

Share this quote on facebook Brothers become legends.