The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)

Share this quote on facebook You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.

Share this quote on facebook Anytime you got one of them down-home sheriffs, you always got a town full of vigilantes.

Share this quote on facebook I've never teamed two more unlikely prospects. You two go together like ice cream and whiskey. But I guess you'd be man and wife same as regular people, and nobody could say different.

Share this quote on facebook Theodore Ogelvie: Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's happened to me.
Amos Tucker: I know.
Theodore Ogelvie: Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.
Amos Tucker: I know.
Theodore Ogelvie: And you burnt my hand, Amos.
Amos Tucker: Well, I'm sorry about that.
Theodore Ogelvie: And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!
Amos Tucker: Well, I can fix that.
Theodore Ogelvie: [suddenly blows his top] Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?
Amos Tucker: Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.
Theodore Ogelvie: Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!
Amos Tucker: Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie: That head of yours won't hold straw!
Amos Tucker: Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie: You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!

Share this quote on facebook Homer McCoy: Welcome to Quake City, Donovan. Looks like luck is against you.
Russell Dovovan: Well, there's one good thing about luck: It always changes. And I got a feeling mine is just around the corner.

Share this quote on facebook Amos Tucker: How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?
Theodore Ogelvie: About 500.
Amos Tucker: 500? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's 200 apiece!

Share this quote on facebook John Wintle: Donovan! I haven't seen you since, ah...
Russell Donovan: Santa Fe.
John Wintle: Right!
Russell Donovan: When you sold me the Marshal's horse.
John Wintle: Right. I was just funnin', Donovan.
Russell Donovan: The Marshal wasn't amused.

Share this quote on facebook Theodore Ogelvie: You know something, Amos?
Amos Tucker: Huh?
Theodore Ogelvie: We got to make a decision.
Amos Tucker: What?
Theodore Ogelvie: Does the Hash Knife Outfit throw in its hand? Or do we go out in a blaze of glory?
Amos Tucker: Right! Uh, just what do you mean... blaze of glory?
Theodore Ogelvie: Fighting till the last man's killed! What's it going to be, pard?
Amos Tucker: You know that jail in Santa Fe wasn't all that bad.