The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

Share this quote on facebook Batsy, you complete me.

Share this quote on facebook [to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula] You're the second batman I've met tonight, and you're both a pain in the neck.

Share this quote on facebook [Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of blood at dusk] Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed.

Share this quote on facebook [getting arrested] It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin' fangs!

Share this quote on facebook [to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale] Oh, the girl... you HAVE been the grave for a while, haven't you, master?[Eyes her neck] Nice jugulars!

Share this quote on facebook [researching Bruce Wayne at the newspaper archive] What is it about you that keeps me coming back? Your boyish charm... hot bod... tons of money... if only I were shallow.

Share this quote on facebook [to Dracula, aiming the vaccine] Bite this.

Share this quote on facebook [about Dracula's withered head] I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir.

Share this quote on facebook The Penguin: Agh! Dead guys don't do that.
Dracula: Not dead... UN-dead.
The Penguin: I think I need to UN-wet my pants.

Share this quote on facebook The Joker: [a vampire, starved of blood] I thought you cared!
Batman: Believe me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
The Joker: Then FEED ME! [Spies a cockroach, and speedily gobbles it up] Got ketchup?

Share this quote on facebook The Joker: Joker's back from the grave!
The Penguin: Yeah, a lot of that going around.

Share this quote on facebook Batman: [to a cured Joker] No games, Joker. Where's Dracula?
The Joker: I'm looking at him. [starts remembering something before he was bitten by Dracula] Where's Penguin?
Batman: [slowly understanding] Penguin?
The Joker: Where's Gotham Cemetery?
Batman: [then realizing that the pieces came together] Cemetery?...
The Joker: Uh.. Am I dreaming?
Batman: No. Just insane. Which is why you're going back to Arkham.

Share this quote on facebook Dracula: Go on. run! I am beyond human, Batman! I am evil incarnate! I am the Prince of... [He floats up and sees Batman standing in front of the sunlight machine] ...Darkness?
Batman: Rise and shine. [triggers the machine, and blasts Dracula with artificial sunlight]

Share this quote on facebook Dracula: You are...Bruce Wayne.
Batman: [raises his arms, casting a batlike shadow] I'm the Batman...and you're dust. [ziplines out of the path of the artificial sunlight, allowing it to hit Dracula full on]

Share this quote on facebook Dracula: So the folktales are true. There is another bat in Gotham.
Batman: Count Dracula, I presume?
Dracula: A legend you are apparently intimate with.
Batman: Don't flatter yourself.
Dracula: We cast kindred shadows. Have you not seen the news?
Batman: I don't harm people!
Dracula: You have no concept of the harm of which I am capable... if only because I really hate to waste a life, when it can be spent in servitude to me.
Batman: Life or living death?
Dracula: To become vampire is to heighten all of one's senses, to attain speed, strength, and immortality.