Dialogue
Share this quote on facebook
Teresa Alvarez: Caviar? Aren't you overdoing it a bit, Hank?
Hank Scott: Well, I've got to make an impression on you in 48 hours that'll last for two months. What's the matter, don't you like caviar?
Teresa Alvarez: Oh, I love it, but, I must say, I could never understand why it's so expensive!
Hank Scott: Well, it's a whole year's work for a sturgeon.
Share this quote on facebook
Hank Scott: One question, doctor...
Dr. Velazco: I hope I can answer it.
Hank Scott: Well, the alcohol, the distilled water, the salt solution - I can understand that, but what's the tequila for?
Dr. Velazco: Well, in your country I believe they call it a coffee break.
Share this quote on facebook
Hank Scott: [after watching two scorpions fight] That's how they kill each other - that weak spot in the throat!
Artur Ramos: It must be it!
Taglines
Share this quote on facebook
NOTE: The management reserves the right to put up the lights any time the audience becomes too emotionally disturbed!
Share this quote on facebook
The management reserves the right to put up the lights any time the audience becomes too emotionally disturbed. We urge you not to panic or bolt from your seats.