The Brothers McMullen (1995)

Share this quote on facebook What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end.

Share this quote on facebook I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already.

Share this quote on facebook Repression is not such a bad thing.

Share this quote on facebook I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure.

Share this quote on facebook [holds up a banana] Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield. [peels the banana] First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes.

Share this quote on facebook Jack McMullen: I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife.

Share this quote on facebook Patrick: So what'd ya' give up for Lent?
Barry: I gave up resolutions this year.
Patrick: Convenient!

Share this quote on facebook Patrick: I thought you didn't eat meat.
Leslie: Only on Fridays.

Share this quote on facebook Patrick: She wants me back
Jack: What about the baby?
Patrick: She had a miscarriage
Jack: Jesus, talk about the luck of the Irish.

Share this quote on facebook Jack is trying to save his marriage, Patrick is in a hopeless relationship, but their biggest problem is Barry's brotherly advice.

Share this quote on facebook Shari Albert - Susan

Share this quote on facebook Catharine Bolz - Mrs. McMullen

Share this quote on facebook Peter Johansen - Marty

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth McKay - Ann