Russell Clank
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Come on, chief, I'm done. I'm gonna die here no matter what, so let it mean something. Let it mean that you two make it out, give me that.
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[To Judy, after Becca's coughing fit] I'm just saying, if she's sick, we don't want to be in the fucking car with her.
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[To Travis, regards to the crashed plane] You said it sounded like a plane, Trav? Shit, big plane, little plane? What? Come on now.
David Dutten
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[to Judy, after evading the helicopter and driving into the car wash] What road can they not see? Tell me, what magic road can they not see? Tell me and I'll fucking go!
Dialogue
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Becca: Uh, Dr. Dutten, my aunt's in town.
Judy: Uh-huh.
Becca: And she's sick too.
Judy: I'm gonna need you to stay late tonight.
Becca: Oh, you are?
Judy: You know, you should probably text your aunt Scotty and tell him you can't make it to the baseball game today.
Becca: Okay, wait a second, how--? [pauses] Okay, look, Scotty and I were not--
Judy: Oh, come on Becca, it's the worst kept secret in town. Now that is saying a lot. Go on, get outta here. Go have some fun.
Becca: Thanks, Dr. Dutten.
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Judy: How you feelin' Bill? Any pain or discomfort? Bill?
Bill Farnum: She worries too much. I'm fine. Just a little tired.
Judy: You got any plans this weekend?
Bill: She worries too much. I'm fine. Just a little tired.
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David: Tom, they get out?
Tom: Not Deardra and Nicholas. Just Bill.
Judy: Oh, my God.
Tom: ...When we got here, there was a empty gas can sitting out front. And Bill? Well, he was mowing the goddamn lawn.
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David: Russ, you get in touch with sheriff Burns in Cedar Rapids? Russ?
Russell: Uh, yeah. State troopers are coming in this afternoon to pick him up for transfer. How long has he been playing a statue?
David: Couple hours now. Same look Rory gave me. The same goddamn look.
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David: Well, we got us a pilot. Where's the plane?
Russell: You know, last week, Travis Quinn was going around saying he heard something crash out by hopman bog. I didn't think nothing of it--
David: On account of him being full of shit?
Russell: As a general rule.
David: Well, maybe there's an exception.
Russell: Maybe.
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David: A plane that size goes down, nothing about it in the paper? Nothing in the news. Make any sense to you?
Russell: [offhandedly] Depends on what the payload is.
David: Exactly what I'm thinking.
Russell: Which is what?
David: Hopman bog? What's that drain into?
Russell: Dwyer Creek.
David: Which drains into?
Russell: Black pond. Hey, you remember that monster Catfish---
David: Russell, where do you think we get our drinking water from?
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[After discovering Bill on the ground in the jail cell, unmoving]
Russell: Well, is he dead?
David: Well, if he is, he won't mind waiting.
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Judy: Becca? Becca! Becca, sweetheart, are you alright, honey? Are you hurt?
Becca: [in shock] Is this really happening?
Judy: It's gonna be alright, sweetheart. Everything's gonna be okay.
Becca: You don't really believe that do you?
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Old Lady: [repeatedly] Did Peter call?
Russell: That's gonna be me.
David: Russ, we got enough problems without you inventing them.
Russell: That's easy for you to say. Your at the end of the pipeline, I'm a half-mile from the Farnum's.
David: Who's the sheriff?
Russell: What?
David: Who's the sheriff of Pierce County?
Russell: You are.
David: I am. Who's the deputy?
Russell: Well, that would be me.
David: You are. Deputy does what the sheriff tells him. That's the balance of power. And I'm telling you, your not getting sick. You understand me?
[Russell nods, appreciatively. David walks away to get Judy and Becca]
Russell: I hope your right chief. I'm no world leader, but I had plans.
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Becca: [panicked] Why aren't we moving?!
Russell: Why the fuck aren't we moving, chief?!
David: Because I can't get any fucking traction, that's why.
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