The Crew (2000)

Share this quote on facebook [narrating] Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, it's women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here.

Share this quote on facebook Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew - Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter an inverted Trappist monk, like to talk.

Share this quote on facebook Way to go, Chef Boyardumbass!

Share this quote on facebook Who ARE dose guys?

Share this quote on facebook Joey "Bats" Pistella: I thought you said the good times were gonna last forever.
Bobby Bartellemeo: I thought we'd be dead by now.

Share this quote on facebook Pepper Lowenstein: You torched my house?
Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: We had to make it look like an accident.
Pepper Lowenstein: Oh my God! That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens.
Bobby Bartellemeo: Well, you can still be in Gardens.

Share this quote on facebook Bobby Bartellemeo: [trying to explain his past] Olivia...
Olivia Neal: Forgeta 'bout it.

Share this quote on facebook Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: It was like painting a portrait, like creating a beautiful work of art. Like, uh, Leonardo what-the-fuck?
Joey "Bats" Pistella: The guy who did the Mona Lisa?
Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: Yeah, yeah. That's him.
Joey "Bats" Pistella: That's a good drawing...
Mike "The Brick" Donatelli: It's a very good drawing...

Share this quote on facebook You're never too old to work for the mob.

Share this quote on facebook It may be artificial, but it's still their turf.

Share this quote on facebook The Black Market, Just Turned Grey!