The Croods (2013)

Share this quote on facebook [during the hunting] Release the baby!

Share this quote on facebook [while chasing Guy] I am a caveman!

Share this quote on facebook [while preparing to ride on his "Ride"] Try to keep up!

Share this quote on facebook Okay, smart Guy. Now, what?

Share this quote on facebook Just think, our whole family packed together on a long slow trip across country. We'll tell stories, we'll laugh, [laughs] We'll become closer as a family!

Share this quote on facebook [To the others who are arguing] You want me to turn this family around? Do you?! 'Cause I will turn this family around so fast...

Share this quote on facebook I have an idea!

Share this quote on facebook [About Guy, who's escaping; gasps] He's loose!

Share this quote on facebook I am a caveman!

Share this quote on facebook My name is Eep, and this is my family, the Croods.

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] You really need to see this.

Share this quote on facebook [After her family destroys her shell] What is wrong with you?!

Share this quote on facebook [lovingly to Guy, who wakes up from his run-in with Grug] Hi!

Share this quote on facebook [about her family] They're not so scary once you get to know them.

Share this quote on facebook [catches Guy, who's running away] Going somewhere?

Share this quote on facebook [hugs Grug] I love you, too!

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer; voice-over] My family has always survived by living by my dad's one rule; never leave the cave. We never had the chance to explore the outside world, but what we didn't know is that our world was about to change.

Share this quote on facebook I'm Guy and this is Belt. Cook, conversationalist, navigator, also, keeps my pants up.

Share this quote on facebook I can help you. But we're gonna have to make a few changes. The log ride is over. Drop the log! [Grug drops the log] Now, kick it away. [Grug kicks it one feet away] Farther! [Grug angrily kicks it far away]

Share this quote on facebook Everything falls in.

Share this quote on facebook [repeated; to Eep] Come with me.

Share this quote on facebook [gives Eep a shell horn] If you survive... call me.

Share this quote on facebook [while running from Grug] Belt, counter-measures! [Belt activates two fruit bombs and throws them at Grug, blinding him.]

Share this quote on facebook [about Eep, who's battling a giant Chicken begins to swoon over Eep.] She's awesome!

Share this quote on facebook Eep: [lying in the heat of the sun] Oh, we've been in a cave forever!
Grug: Three days is not forever.
Eep: It is with this family.

Share this quote on facebook Ugga: Mom, we're ready to leave. [pause] Mom?
Gran: [in a singsong voice] Still alive!
Grug: It's still early.
Gran: And you're still fat!

Share this quote on facebook [from trailer]
Eep: [voice-over] We never had the chance to explore the outside world, because of my dad's one rule.
Grug: New is always bad! Never not be afraid.
[Eep moans]

Share this quote on facebook Guy: Who are you?
Eep: Oh, uh... Eep.
Guy: Let me clarify, Eep: the world is ending.
Eep: What?
Guy: I'm calling it "the end".
Belt: Dun-dun-dunnnnnn!

Share this quote on facebook Thunk: [about the fire Guy is holding] The Sun is in his hands!
Eep: No, no. It's "Fire".
Ugga: Where did it come from?
Eep: [lovingly] He made it.
Grug: [catches Guy and holds him firmly] Make some for me!
Eep: It doesn't come out of him.
Grug: [not listening] Make! MAKE IT!! [accidentally crunches Guy's back and drops him]
Guy: [weakly] You know, you're a lot like your daughter!
Eep: Oh, great! Now he's broken!

Share this quote on facebook Eep: Hey, do you have a minute? How did the tiger fly?
Guy: [unhappily] I only share when I'm outside the log; I'm funny that way.
Eep: [cracks her knuckles] Leave that to me. [Guy and Belt share worried looks]
Eep: Hey, Thunk? You have a spider on your face!
Thunk: AHH!
[Eep slams him into Grug, making him drop Guy a far distance away. Grug glares at Eep.]
Eep: [nonchalantly] Oops.
[Grug turns around and sees Guy trying to get away.]
Grug: He's loose!

Share this quote on facebook Eep: So, how did the tiger fly?
Guy: She jumped on the Sun, and rode it to Tomorrow.

Share this quote on facebook Grug: It's too far.
Gran: I'll never live long enough to get there.
Grug: Let's do it.

Share this quote on facebook Guy: Okay, open them.
[Eep looks down to see that she's wearing shoes]
Eep: [screams] I love them! Where are my feet?!
Guy: They're still there!
Eep: Oh! Okay... [struggles to walk and lands on Guy]
Guy: [strained while holding on to Eep] You're really heavy!
Eep: Really? [lovingly] Thank you!
[Guy loses balance and they both fall down; Grug notices]
Grug: Hey! Whoa, wait a minute! Whoa! [separates Guy and Eep] Whoa!

Share this quote on facebook [From trailer]
Grug: Tonight, we'll hear the story of Crispy Bear. A long time ago, this little bear was alive. She was alive, because she listened to her father, so she was happy. [Eep sighs] But Crispy had one terrible problem, she was filled with... curiosity! [everyone gasps] Yes! And one day, she saw something new and died!
Thunk: Just like that?
Grug: Yes!
Gran: Same ending as everyday.
Thunk: I get it, Dad. I will never do anything new or different.
Grug: Good man, Thunk.
[Eep groans]

Share this quote on facebook [The Croods and Guy explore a lake]
Grug: [pulling Eep away from the water] Eep, it looks dangerous.
Eep: [groans] Dad, you say that about everything! [about to touch the water]
Guy: [stops Eep] Careful.
Eep: Oh! Really? [lovingly] Okay. [Grug sighs in exasperation]

Share this quote on facebook Ugga: [to Grug, who's wearing a wig] Honey, what's that on your head?
Gran: It's called desperation.
Grug: I call it a "Rug". Rhymes with Grug. [points to a boulder near him] And this is a "Ride". Also rhymes with Grug.
Guy: Uh, that doesn't rhyme.

Share this quote on facebook Grug: [paints Thunk's face] Painting is a thing of the past. [picks up a smooth stone] I call this a "Snapshot"! [whacks Thunk in the head with it, revealing Thunk's painted face on the stone]
Thunk: [dizzy] Oh, let's do it again; I think I blinked. [falls down]
[a Later scene]
Grug: [Puts glasses shaped rock in his eyes] I call them "Shades"!
Thunk: [wearing his "Shades"] The Sun doesn't hurt my eyes anymore! Where do you get these great ideas?
Grug: Since I don't have a brain, they come into my stomach, down deep below, and then up again into my mind. [falls down a cliff] Aah!
Guy: [exasperated] GRUG! We have to keep moving!

Share this quote on facebook Eep: No?!
[Everyone except Grug refuses to go in a cave]
Ugga: No more caves, Grug.
Grug: [stunned] What?
Gran: We are gonna jump on the Sun and ride it to Tomorrow with Guy!
Grug: Wait, wait? So you're really gonna go through with this? [everybody stares at him, which means "Yes"] Thunk?
Thunk: Sorry, Dad.
[Grug is on the verge of tears]
Eep: Dad, you have to stop worrying about us.
Grug: But it's my job to worry! It's my job to follow the rules.
Eep: The rules don't work out here.
Grug: They kept us alive.
Eep: That wasn't living! That was just.... "Not Dying"! There's a difference.
Grug: Ugga, everyone, you have to listen to me.
Eep: We would be DEAD if we listened to you! Not aliveness. [Grug is now in tears] We have to follow Guy now.
[Everyone turns to Guy, who has no idea on what just happened]
Grug: [reaches full anger] GUY!
Ugga: [realizes Grug's anger; to Guy] Guy... run!
Grug: [starts chasing Guy] Rawr!
Guy: [runs away] Agh!

Share this quote on facebook [Guy and Grug are trapped in a tar pit]
Grug: What is this stuff that saves you from my punches?
Guy: Tar.
Grug: No!
Guy: Please...
Grug: [struggles to get out] I have to get back to them!
Guy: You have to stop struggling.
Grug: No!
Guy: Grug, stop! [Grug stops struggling.] No one gets out of this. Believe me... I know.
Grug: [pause as he realizes] Your...
Guy: Family. Yeah.
Grug: [pauses, then sympathetic] Sorry.
Guy: I was little when it happened. The last thing my parents told me was "Don't hide. Live. Follow the sun; you'll make it to Tomorrow."
Grug: You followed the light. My daughter's a lot like you.
Guy: No, she's like you. She loves you, but always forgets to say it... Just like you forget to tell her.
Grug: I guess I was just so busy keeping them all alive.
Guy: It's okay. That's what dads do.
Grug: You're right. But we can't do that from here. We need one of your ideas. [Guy smiles] Come on, you can do it.
Guy: Belt, Emergency Idea Generator, activate!
[Belt hits Guy over the head with a small rock]
Guy: OW! [gets an idea] Ohh, I've got it!

Share this quote on facebook Eep: [Grug hugs her] This is good... What do you call this?
Grug: I was thinking about calling it... a "hug", because it rhymes with Grug. But you can always change it if you want.
Eep: [squeezes Grug tight] No... I like "hug".im weird?
Grug: I love you.

Share this quote on facebook Are you better off now than you were 4 million years ago?

Share this quote on facebook Meet the first modern family.

Share this quote on facebook The Journey Begins

Share this quote on facebook Everything Begins