The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)

Share this quote on facebook I hate her just like I hate that German chancellor with the mustache.

Share this quote on facebook My clergyman - who happens to be wanted for pederasty - will vouch for me.

Share this quote on facebook It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel.

Share this quote on facebook A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but...

Share this quote on facebook The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award.

Share this quote on facebook You don't have a kosher bone in your body.

Share this quote on facebook You hate any woman that doesn't have a double digit IQ.

Share this quote on facebook Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!

Share this quote on facebook Al: [Watching Jill walk away] My God, that girl's got a body that won't quit!
C.W.: Quit? It won't take five minutes off for a coffee break.

Share this quote on facebook C. W.: They say I always get my man.
Laura: Me, too.

Share this quote on facebook C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
Laura: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Ann: So what, you always get your kicks fondling women's shoes?
C.W.: Once in a while I'll fondle a whole woman.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Ann: You're searching my desk!
C. W.: I wasn't searching. I was rummaging.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Ann: You misunderstand me. I dreamed you and I finally wound up together.
Chris: That's funny because I didn't hear any screaming.

Share this quote on facebook Laura: I'll slip into something a little bit more comfortable. Wait for me in bed.
C.W.: More comfortable than that? What are you gonna put on, Jergens lotion?

Share this quote on facebook Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
C. W.: I know, perceptive.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Ann: You wormy little ferret!
C. W.: Now, you're mixing metaphors.